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Compromise Candidate for 2008

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout: Debate & Discussion' started by rhester, Nov 13, 2007.

  1. rhester

    rhester Member

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    I was wasting time thinking who could unite us? Is there one candidate that can bring the democrats and republicans together, please all the people some of the time and give us a message of hope, prosperity and world peace?

    It hit me!

    Here is the man that could win over the liberals, the moderates and the conservatives.



    He can bring all the groups in Iraq together, boost the economy, stop global warming, smile during a debate and build a better world for all faiths.



    Why not.....






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    :D I'm bored. Got to go home and watch the game tonight.
     
  2. Apollo Creed

    Apollo Creed Contributing Member

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    Republicans like him because he's churchy

    Democrats like him because he's not TOO churchy

    I like him too. But for some reason I wouldn't be surprised if one day he ripped off his head mask and a fire breathing demon was underneath.
     
  3. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    I still can't believe he is doing this.....I have known him for more than 20 years...and it freaks me out.

    I just never saw it coming....he never wanted to follow in his dad's footsteps.

    Funny how life works.

    Joel Osteen for President....heck ya, I would vote for him.

    :D

    DD
     
  4. Ottomaton

    Ottomaton Member
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    Just what we need. A candidate with absolutely no substance who can give us inspirational speeches while some back-room power broker can treat the country like his own private real-life games of SimCity and Command & Conquer....

    Actually, that sounds kind of like what we already have.

    How ‘bout we elect a candidate who actually is a competent executive and has relevant experience that would help in running the country? The absolutely worst thing I can possibly imagine for this country is another slick vapid glad handing human facade in the office.
     
  5. TeamUSA

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    ... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    he's going to convert Toyota Center into his personal parking garage..
     
  6. thadeus

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    I don't like him.
     
  7. Achilleus

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    I like Martin Short, as well.
     
  8. Mr. Clutch

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    Do we know for sure that he's not Satan?
     
  9. lpbman

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    I get the feeling he's trying to sell me a used Hyundai.
     
  10. Invisible Fan

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    That must mean he's an expert on foreign policy.
     
  11. Refman

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    I'd jump out of my office window if he were elected.
     
  12. RocketMan Tex

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    I'd move to Switzerland.
     

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