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Roommate stories- At UT I rented a house in Hyde Park with three women (cue Macbeth reference), two were friends from Houston, one I didn't know. The one I didn't know had a boyfriend who spent a lot of time at the house. Turns out he was seriously mentally ill, probably schizophrenic. He had delusions that he was being tracked by the CIA, for instance. I had to make him leave the house a time or two because of screaming fights with his girlfriend. Anyway, right around the time we were moving out of the house, she broke up with him, and I heard he hung himself in the backyard of one othe houses in the neighborhood. Also at UT, I had to find a place quickly and ended up moving into a big house with a bunch of guys I didn't know. Most of them were musicians and VERY into spirulina. They sold the stuff and sprinkled it on everything. I called them the spirulinsters. The leader of the spirulinsters was also a professional magician and claimed to have gotten Aerosmith off of drugs by turning them on to spirulina. Funny thing is when Aerosmith came to town I'm pretty sure he got to go backstage, so you never know.
My freshman roommate set up an entire floor-to-ceiling bookshelf in our dorm room which he completely filled up with the entire series of "DragonLance" novels. Yeah, he was KINDA nerdy. He also collected Sailor Moon theme songs from around the world, in different languages. He used his stereo as his (OUR) alarm clock. Nothing beats being woken up in the morning by the strains of "Sailor Moon" in ****ing Greek.
My freshman roommate had glasses that had to be a 1/4 in thick. NO kidding. They actually magnified his eyes about 3 times bigger than theyreally were. The first time i met him I had to bite my tongue from laughing in his face and i almost asked if it was a joke. Im not anti glasses or anything, it was just so over the top it seemed comical. - the dude lived off spagettios. btw, that stuff smells horrible. Especially the reheated plastic containers the he always used. - he put deodorant around his armpit...not in the actually pit but all around it. - whenever i walked into the room after he'd been in it a while it smelt like...well i dont know what. I could never place it. Needless to say it was disgusting. - One night i woke up to the sound of water spilling. Only to see him peeing by his desk. I thought it was a dream until the next day and yup...theres the puddle. thats a fun conversation with your roommate. "hey, you know you pissed on the floor last night...dont you?" - another night i was sleeping and heard him jump down from his bed. At first i ignored it, but then he started to stumble around the room so i kept my eye on him. Then, he stood in the middle of the room and dropped his pants, proceeded by him squatting bare assed. "JOHN!!!!". He looks around shocked. "What the F*** are you doing man!??!". His immense eyes look over toward me "im gonna go to the bathroom...is that ok". I dont miss a beat.."yeah, but take the Sh** down the hall and to the bathroom" college dorm rooms. talk about a wild time. its a shame we only do that once. what a year
During my sophomore year I was struggling really bad in a math class and was on the verge of failing it unless I got an A on the final exam. The class has about 100 people in it and thankfully there was the same class a few hours before mine taught by the same professor. So the night before the final instead of studying cause I thought I had no chance, I start drinking the night away... I thought why even bother showing up for the test I have no chance at passing the class. My roomate at the time was pretty cool but he was worthless when it came to helping pay bills on time and keeping the place clean etc. he was like " why are u drinking and look so depressed?" Anyways, long story short we came to thinkin and we came up with the most brilliant idea ever. He would pretend like he was a student in the 1st session math class and act like he was taking the exam. And when everybody else got up to pass in their exams (usually about with 10 minutes left everybody gets up to turn their test in it's like a chain reaction) instead he would put the test in his bag and walk out and the professor would have no idea with so many students up causing so much commotion. Anyways the next morning the roomate who was attending a local community college ( I was at the actual University) Puts on a college sweater so he'd blend in like he was an actual student gets the test for me and all I had to do was find the smartest kid that wouldn't rat that way we knew what was going to be on the test and solve the problems before our exam. Anyways, I passed the class and to this day I owe the good ol roomate and thought it was a pretty genius idea.
Yeah man! you've never seen it? That's actually where the Greeks hid when the Trojans took them in. Atually I'm just repeating what he tells everyone.. that is all My other roommate does the same. Except he put it on his pit first.. then proceeded to put it around and beyond.. like pretty much to his elbow. I don't understand.
my first roommate didnt have a computer, so he used my printer to print off pictures of girls in swimsuits and tape them above his bed. then he got pissed when i didnt buy him more ink cartriges. he also put passwords on my computer so i couldnt change my own desktop.
1. First roommate was a drug dealer. Sold X. In the middle of the night, random folks would knock on our door "Is Tony there". They were stoned but very polite. 2. 2nd roommate was a drama major. He looked like Droopy the cartoon dog. My friends would call me and ask how Droopy was. He had no friends and no one ever called him. But for some reason, everytime the phone rang, he would move quick to answer it and then say "...it's for you", as though if he answered it first the phone call wouldve magically been his?? He also spent numerous hours memorizing every event in the Billy Joel song "We didn't start the fire". He tried out for the Danny Zucko role in Grease. Droopy as Danny? No. 3. 3rd roommate was normal except his girlfriend was a b****. She had a nice ass though from what I remembered when I accidently walked in on them. 4. Last roommate was my then girlfriend. The biggest drawback to living with your girlfriend? You can't date other people. Also, how the hell do you break up in the middle of the semester? Who gets the jointly-bought futon and cheap IKEA furniture? These are lessons no one ever teaches you before you go to college
I was cool with all of my roommates. However, this story of near death made me recall the time my roommates and I attempted to bar-b-que pork chops inside our apartment because it was storming outside. Unfortunately the few attempts to bar-b-que in the rain wasted what little coal we had, so we decided to use newspaper. Yeah, newspapers with toxic inc. Let's just say some time in the rain breathing wet air saved my life........
It happened during my freshman year in 2001 at ucla. My roomate was a popular guy and a big time player. He had lots of friends and girls were always around him because he brought over different girls from other dorms to stay the night so many times. Anyway, one day when he was not home, some girl whom i recognized from a few days ago, came over to ask me if he had other girls stayed over, then i said yes. And as she walked out of the room, I saw my roomate coming back in the hallway hhahaha. He said hi to her, but she didnt say a word. Well, at the time, I honestly felt like I did nothing wrong, that i was just being honest. Incredibly, my roomate understood why I did it, and he actually forgave me. He said that I was clueless, which was true, and that I did not do it intentionally. Hahahha, after that cockblocking incident, we started to hang out and he taught me a lot about girls. We are still friends after all these years.
I lived a sheltered life until I went to college. Roommate # 1: Druggie (mar1juana and X) who loved techno music and attending raves. So many stories...where to begin? I can't believe I survived. Roommate # 2: Nerd. Didn't have many friends. Too grade competitive (reminded me of high school). Of the two roommates, I would room with the Druggie again. That was fun.
My friend roomed with an Asian brother and sister. I always ask him for stories of the sister. I don't think they were the smart Asians. They would smoke weed all the time. The brother was quiet and would lock himself in his room (probably jacking off or playing computer games). The sister would pretty much wear nothing around the apartment (booty shorts and baby T's) He said she had big t*** for a small girl. He said he had a hard (no pun intended) time talking to her.
