I think the response is a trademarked response to one of two people: 1-Penelope Cruz 2-Sarah Jessica Parker.
Landlord Landry, I'm replying to you here, but the only post in the thread that still shows a photo is SwoLy's post here. Maybe I'm confused- are you saying that this: is your wife? (linked to SwoLy's image) Otherwise I guess SwoLy changed the pic for some reason. In that case, never mind. But if you are trying to say that's your wife, I hope all the 'Kudos' posts made you feel good, but dude, I think you're lying. Where did you even get that picture? Stolen from some girl's myspace page or something? Care to refute me, or do you want to go ahead and admit it was a lie and we can just move on?
wow.....it's Sherlock Holmes everyone...... I wonder how you cracked the case? was it because I have stated multiple times on here that..... A. My wife is Mexican B. I have been with my wife for 16 years C. We have 4 children D. My oldest daughter is 15 that girl fits none of that criteria. Pretty astute observation there kid. we both know where that photo came from.....don't pretend as if I pulled it from myspace. In your defense, I am suprised nobody picked up on it sooner. I never said thanks for any of the Kudos........in fact, most of the responses were about what I expected. Why would I subject my wife to that? simply put.....I know my wife looks better than Soledad Obrein, if you don't believe me, fine.......wait here while I go jump off a roof. but....since your keen sluething has cracked the biggest scandal since Watergate......I guess I need to just come clean because your opinion of my wife is soooo important to me....so here ya go, give me your honest assesment.... (we just got back from a DMX concert, hence the RuffRyders bling.) Spoiler is that my real wife? get to work Holmes......
Landry, that was wrong. A lot of people here don't give a damn enough to keep track of your posts referring to your personal history. I was just about to reply to Jeebus' post saying that he was out of line for calling you out, but the truth is that you're a liar. Most of the responses were compliments, except for one or two, and if you don't want to post a pic, then don't post a pic. The dude after you posted a real picture of him and his wife. Many of us here have, including myself. Then you cop an attitude at the guy for exposing your lie. You really shouldn't be posting some girls' personal picture on the internet. Historically, this bbs doesn't condone this type of behavior.
ok, I didn't click the spoiler tag, but I'm gonna go ahead and guess that something posted on 'ebolamonkeyman.com' isn't your real wife- see, when you reply to a post, the links show up in the quote- remember this, it becomes important later. I wasn't going to post this (wanted to avoid directing attention to it for what I assume will be obvious reasons), but since you responded in such a badass aggressive way, I'll go ahead: You shouldn't have used your personal photobucket account to post pictures of your "fake wife". And no, I don't keep track of your posting history- I don't really care about you, just like you don't care about me. So I wasn't aware of any of the facts you posted about your wife. I was mildly annoyed, thinking, this guy is probably lying, because who would post a pic of their wife on here? So I took literally 2 seconds to look at some of the other pictures in the photobucket link in your post. Nice picture of Dirk Nowitzki in there by the way. Normally I wouldn't care, but for some reason, I just got more annoyed than usual that someone would lie about something so dumb and pointless. Because like you said, who cares about what anybody on here thinks about your wife? Seriously. I wouldn't, and I wouldn't expect you to either. So we agree on that. My question to you is, why bother responding with a 'my wife is hotter' at all? And with the first response to the thread, too! Does it make you feel good about yourself? Does she read the board or something? How did you think people would respond? Anyway, I didn't want to say the photobucket stuff straight out, since not everyone is as discreet as I am- which is why I didn't say how I knew about it in my original post. But then you got all crazy smarty pants and theory-spouting and here we are. And I don't know where the picture originally came from, but it certainly has that myspace girl camera angle thing going on. But judging by your response, I'll assume it has something to do with this. Also you got so defensive and aggressive at the same time- of course it's not my wife, why would I do that? It was obviously not! Yet I notice you never bothered correcting anyone who thought it was actually your wife. I also like how you picked a normal looking picture of a girl that's sort of on the hot end of average- almost like you were trying make it as believable as possible.. nahhh, couldn't be. So there you have it- elementary, my dear Watson. (man, you got me good with the whole 'Sherlock Holmes' thing, but honestly, this barely rates on the sleuthing scale on this bbs. Have you met SJC?) I'm honestly sorry I posted this thing about your photobucket account (not sorry enough to not say anything about it, obviously, but you were just being so aggro and mean so I felt I had to defend my e-self a little). I edited my old post so the link to your account is gone from it, but it's still in other peoples' posts that quoted you- they can edit them out or you can ask a mod to do it if you care I guess. Plus I figured you had already put those pics out there on photobucket anyway, so whatever. If you don't care (it's not like there's anything scandalous on there, people, so don't get excited), great. But that's how I 'broke the biggest scandal since Watergate'. or maybe it wasn't even your account and I jumped to a conclusion. who really cares at this point, if anyone is still reading?
Wow, I simply wanted to know if people thought Soledad was hot. she's a MILF on CNN who's well spoken and unique. now people are posting fake wives on here. if you need to tell strangers on the internet that your wife is better looking than some person on TV, what does that say about you?
