Congratulations, BBSers! The long-awaited "Cato doesn't suck that bad after all" and "Cato will redeem himself next year" threads have arrived. Of course, you knew they were coming. How many more "Think of all the pizza we could buy with Cato's salary" and "Stephen Hawking could foul out Cato" and "Cato killed OJ's wife" threads could we go through before the pendulum of opinion swung back? I look forward to the next contrarian wave. A few suggestions and possibilities: 10. Forget CWebb -- Bull's in the house! 9. "Shandon . . . for 3!" 8. So help me, if Mobley refuses to pull the trigger again I will puke 7. SAVE OUR PINSTRIPES 6. Okay . . . I was wrong about Jason Collins 5. What can we get for Francis at this point? 4. I sit courtside and can't hear the game -- Will everyone at Compaq Center PLEASE SHUT UP 3. ESPN: Pippen available 2. I know Dream's 3-year/$110M deal seems like a lot, but it balances out since we got Cato for just $42M and the envelope, please ... 1. Clutchcity.net: 100% Griffin-free
All of these are classic!!! Pure genious. The high level of thinking here at Clutchcity rivals MENSA! ------------------
Cool humor.. ....unfortunately....they will be rollin' in within the week.... .... I wonder if anyone will take issue with Stephen Hawking fouling out Cato....maybe Kelvin's Mom will mysteriously reappear. ------------------ Raef to Rocks...sooner or later! [This message has been edited by GATER (edited July 02, 2001).]
As in $3 million? ------------------ "For there is nothing either good or bad, thinking makes it so." - William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet [This message has been edited by BobFinn* (edited July 02, 2001).]
Very Funny Will, would have laughed if they weren't true ------------------ "The things I enjoy most, I suck at: 1) Sex: everything's fine until she makes noises." - Achebe
"8. So help me, if Mobley refuses to pull the trigger again I will puke" #1 LOL... "7. SAVE OUR PINSTRIPES" "4. I sit courtside and can't hear the game -- Will everyone at Compaq Center PLEASE SHUT UP" Honorable LOL's Here's an original...Geez, these "cryptic" posts by Doc Rocket basically give away the Rockets plans. ------------------ Who needs teachers? I can learn my own self.
I guarantee you, I am the only person on this BBS who thinks Mobley doesn't shoot enough. ------------------ "So, is there still a big rivalry between North Carolina and Duke?" Craig Sager - Proving the only thing bright about him is his shirt.
What about: DREAM will play all 82 games MO is a great Rebounder Let's get Derek Harper (or Kevin Jonhson) WALT needs a big dose of STARTING GET RUD of RUDDY ------------------ "The things I enjoy most, I suck at: 1) Sex: everything's fine until she makes noises." - Achebe
Whats with all these sold out games? ------------------ Ceo of the Walt Williams and Lisa Malosky fan club. atheistalliance.org [This message has been edited by DEANBCURTIS (edited July 02, 2001).]
This ones for you DBC "Damn! Lisa looks great tonight" ------------------ Reactions after The Rockets got Eddie Griffin for 3 draft picks "Eddie For 3 ... Yes!!! O Mother!!!!!!!" [This message has been edited by moestavern19 (edited July 02, 2001).]
ZRB: "I think the Rockets will come back from this deficit!" ------------------ Protrolls.com! "I want to be like Olajon." -Sagana Diop has the right idea...
For that I'm going to expose the recipe of the Flaming Moe. The secret ingredient is cough syrup. ------------------ Ceo of the Walt Williams and Lisa Malosky fan club. atheistalliance.org
My Ass Hurts. I need to ask Cato what he does to keep his ass from hurting while he is on the bench all year... ------------------ Reporter asks "How close were you to the victim?" Shorty says,"Real close until the roofies wore off. Then she woke up talking about pressing charges, so I took my tongue out of her ass and left." Shorty - Marlon Wayans "Scary Movie" Go Rockets!!! SS
Well at least I got to sleep with that chick . ------------------ Reactions after The Rockets got Eddie Griffin for 3 draft picks "Eddie For 3 ... Yes!!! O Mother!!!!!!!"
What??? John Stockton wants to be a Rocket??? YEEEAH!!!! ------------------ Baseball is wrong, a man with four balls can't walk.
Great job from the refs tonight. Bill Kennedy RULES!!!! ------------------ I have seen much of the rest of the web. It is brutal and cruel and dark. CC.net is the light.
Who needs the playoffs when we've got the Lottery Generator?!?! ------------------ This post contains no smilies, you must judge my seriousness on your own... "I'm a Level 18 mage, wanna form a party?" -- Dr of Geekdom in search of a Dungeons and Dragons buddy...
