Clever quotes, anybody?

See my signature

 

gosh, dunno.
how bout this;
i'm sorry if i stretched out your wife's mouth.
is that a good quote?

 

Quotes that "make you think"? Sure.

I watch Oprah with my dick out. - thadeus

 

he caught it. he caught it! owens! owens!

 

Big Pimpin', Spending Cheese...

 

"It's peanut butter-jelly time!"

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Hit it once it's maintenance

Twice, it's abuse

 

liquor in Tallahassee, poker in Vegas.

 

That's the one I live by.

Here's another good one: Don't sh*t where you eat.

 

Dont know how clever these are, but I like em.

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." – Adam Savage
"Jamie wants big boom!"– Jamie Hyneman

 

"If you shake it more than three times, then you're playing with it"
- George Carlin

"We don't need prayer in schools, we got the Tossed Salad Man!"
- Chris Rock

"I'm thinkin' of something orange. Something orange. Give up? It's an orange!"
- Stanley Spadowski (UHF)

"MMMMM...64 slices of American cheese..."
- Homer Simpson

 

Practice makes perfect but since nobody's perfect, why practice? - Iverson

j/k

 

A wise man once said wherever you go, there you are.

-Mike Brady

 

It's only bribery if it's not enough.