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Clever quotes, anybody?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Outlier, Oct 28, 2006.

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  1. BenignDMD

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    See my signature
     
    #21 BenignDMD, Oct 28, 2006
  2. thegary

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    gosh, dunno.
    how bout this;
    i'm sorry if i stretched out your wife's mouth.
    is that a good quote? :confused:
     
    #22 thegary, Oct 28, 2006
  3. univac hal

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    #23 univac hal, Oct 29, 2006
  4. Nice Rollin

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    he caught it. he caught it! owens! owens!
     
    #24 Nice Rollin, Oct 29, 2006
  5. rrj_gamz

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    Big Pimpin', Spending Cheese...
     
    #25 rrj_gamz, Oct 29, 2006
  6. Achilleus

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    "It's peanut butter-jelly time!"

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    #26 Achilleus, Oct 29, 2006
  7. BrockStapper

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    Hit it once it's maintenance

    Twice, it's abuse
     
    #27 BrockStapper, Oct 29, 2006
  8. Mr. Brightside

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    liquor in Tallahassee, poker in Vegas.
     
    #28 Mr. Brightside, Oct 30, 2006
  9. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    That's the one I live by.

    Here's another good one: Don't sh*t where you eat.
     
    #29 Xerobull, Oct 30, 2006
  10. Rockets2K

    Rockets2K Clutch Crew

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    Dont know how clever these are, but I like em.

    "I reject your reality and substitute my own." – Adam Savage
    "Jamie wants big boom!"– Jamie Hyneman
    ;)
     
    #30 Rockets2K, Oct 30, 2006
  11. A-Train

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    "If you shake it more than three times, then you're playing with it"
    - George Carlin

    "We don't need prayer in schools, we got the Tossed Salad Man!"
    - Chris Rock

    "I'm thinkin' of something orange. Something orange. Give up? It's an orange!"
    - Stanley Spadowski (UHF)

    "MMMMM...64 slices of American cheese..."
    - Homer Simpson
     
    #31 A-Train, Oct 30, 2006
  12. Tigerknee

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    Practice makes perfect but since nobody's perfect, why practice? - Iverson

    j/k
     
    #32 Tigerknee, Oct 30, 2006
  13. bottlerocket

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    A wise man once said wherever you go, there you are.

    -Mike Brady
     
    #33 bottlerocket, Oct 30, 2006
  14. Prempeh

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    It's only bribery if it's not enough.
     
    #34 Prempeh, Oct 31, 2006
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