What are everybody's top ten classic movie lines of all time? Mine go as follows: 1. She's got an ass like a ten-year old boy and a pair of t*tties that make you crave buttermilk! the used car salesman/wannabe secret agent played by John Paxson 2. Say hello to my little friend!!!!!!! From Scarface 3.I'll make him an offer he can't refuse from the Godfather 4. Go Ahead, make my day! Dirty Harry 5. you can't handle the truth!!! A Few Good Men 6. Anything from Spinal Tap 7. Anything from the Holy Grail 8. Here's lookin' at you, kid.... Casablanca 9. Well I believe in the soul, the ****, the p***y, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self- indulgent overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, softcore p*rnography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas eve. And I believe in long slow deep soft wet kisses that last three days. The Crash Davis speech from Bull Durham 10. Ramming speed! D-Day from Animal House
slight correction "Stand up and beg for buttermilk" The bill paxton speech is my favorite. God i hope they make the sequel
"Look, I want somebody good, and I mean really good, to plant that gun. I don't want my brother coming out of the bathroom with just his d*ck in his hands" ...Sonny Corleone (James Caan) in The Godfather
"Did you ever kill anybody?" "Yes, but they were all bad" Most of Shawshank Redemption - "I'd like to think that the last thing that went through his head, other than that bullet, was wondering how the hell Andy Dufresne ever got the best of him. "
I love most of lines Mr. Pink has from Reservoir Dogs, especially from the following scene. ========================= Joe All right. I'll take care of the check. You guys can get the tip. Should be about a buck apiece. And you, when I come back, I want my book. Mr. White Sorry. It's my book now. Joe Hey, I changed my mind. Shoot this piece of sh*t, will you? Eddie All right. Everybody cough up some green for the little lady. Come on. Throw in a buck. Mr. Pink Uh-uh. I don't tip. Eddie You don't tip? Mr. Pink No - I don't believe in it. Eddie You don't believe in tipping? Mr. Blue You know what these chicks make? They make sh*t. Mr. Pink Don't give me that. She don't make enough money, she can quit. Eddie I don't even know a f*cking Jew who'd have the balls to say that. Let me just get this straight. You don't ever tip, huh? Mr. Pink I don't tip because society says I have to. Alright, I mean I'll tip if somebody really deserves a tip, if they really put forth the effort, I'll give 'em something extra, but I mean this tipping automatically is for the birds. I mean as far as I'm concerned they're just doing their job. Mr. Blue Hey, this girl was nice. Mr. Pink She was OK - but she wasn't anything special. Mr. Blue What's special, take you in the back and suck your dick? Eddie I'd go over 12% for that. Mr. Pink Hey, look, I ordered coffee, right? Now we've been here a long f*ckin time, and she's only filled my cup three times. When I order coffee, I want it filled six times Mr. Blonde Six times? Well, you know, what if she's too f*cking busy? Mr. Pink Words "too f*cking busy" shouldn't be in a waitress' vocabulary. Eddie Excuse me, Mr. Pink - the last f*cking thing you need's another cup of coffee. Mr. Pink Jesus Christ - I mean these ladies aren't starving to death. They make minimum wage. You know, I used to work minimum wage. And when I did, I wasn't lucky enough to have a job society deemed tip-worthy. Mr. Blue You don't care they're counting on your tips to live? Mr. Pink (rubbing fingers together) You know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin playing just for the waitresses. Mr. White You don't have any idea what you're talking about. These people bust their ass. This is a hard job. Mr. Pink So's working at McDonald's, but you don't feel the need to tip them, do you? Why not? They're servin ya food. But no, society says don't tip these guys over here, but tip these guys over here. That's bullsh*t. Mr. White Waitressing is the number one occupation for female noncollege graduates in this country. It's the one job basically any woman can get and make a living on. The reason is because of their tips. Mr. Pink F*ck all that. Mr. Brown Jesus Christ! Mr. Pink Hey, I'm very sorry that the government taxes their tips. That's f*cked up. That ain't my fault. It would appear that waitresses are just one of the many groups the government f*cks in the ass on a regular basis. You show me a paper says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it. Put it to a vote, I'll vote for it. But what I won't do is play ball. And this non-college bull**** you're giving me, I got two words for that: "Learn to f*ckin type." Cause if you're expecting me to help out with the rent, you're in for a big f*ckin' surprise. Mr. Orange Hey - he's convinced me. Give me my dollar back. Eddie Hey! Leave the dollars there. Joe All right, ramblers, let's get ramblin'. Wait a minute. Who didn't throw in? Mr. Orange Mr. Pink. Joe Mr. Pink? Why not? Mr. Orange He don't tip. Joe He don't tip? What do you mean you don't tip? Mr. Orange He don't believe in it. Joe Shut up. What do you mean you don't believe in it? Come on, you, cough up a buck, you cheap b*stard. I paid for your g*ddamn breakfast. Mr. Pink Alright - since you paid for the breakfast, I'll put in, but normally I would never do this. Joe Never mind what you normally would do. Just cough in your g*ddamn buck like everybody else. Thank you.
Dean Vernon Wormer: Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son. ----------------------------------------- Bluto: - Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! Otter: - Germans? Boon: - Forget it, he's rolling.
MORRIS I want to know when that sweet thing shows up. You stay by the door, you see her, you come get me, cool? JEROME Cool. I come get you -- let you know the girl's there. MORRIS Well, not if I'm with my other babes. That wouldn't be cool. I don't want to break their hearts, and you know how I feel abouy that. So we ought to have like, a signal. JEROME A password. MORRIS Okay. What's the password? JEROME You got it. MORRIS Got what? JEROME The password. MORRIS The password is what? JEROME Exactly. MORRIS The password is exactly? JEROME No, it's-- MORRIS -- Hold it now. Slow down. The babe walks in and you see her. JEROME I see her. MORRIS You come get me. JEROME I come get you. MORRIS And I'll probably have a couple little sexies on the stand-by, and we don't want to upset them, do we? So you just glide by me and say...what? JEROME Okay. MORRIS The password is okay? JEROME Far as I'm concerned. MORRIS Dammit! Say the password. JEROME What. MORRIS Say the password, sperm breath! JEROME The password is what. MORRIS (frustrated) That's what I'm asking you! JEROME (more frustrated) It's the password! MORRIS The password is it? JEROME (exasperated) Ahhhhh! The password is what! MORRIS It! You just said so! JEROME The password isn't it! The password is-- MORRIS -- What? JEROME Got it! MORRIS I got it? JEROME Right. MORRIS It or right? JEROME (perplexed) What?? SHOESHINE BOY Either of you do heavy drugs? (from Purple Rain)
I'll be back. - The Terminator Matrix - Sully, remember when I told you I would kill you last. Sully - That's right, you did. Matrix - I lied. - Commando I ain't got time to bleed. - Predator Hudson - Have you ever been mistaken for a man Vasqez? Vasqez - No, have you? Hudson - Somebody said alien. She thought they said illegal alien and signed up. Hudson - Game over man. - Aliens I hope so commander, for your sake. The emporer is not as forgiving as I am. - Return of the Jedi All you mother****ers are gonna pay, You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna **** your mothers while you watch and cry like little b****es. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax ****s who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our ****, then **** out our ****, then eat their **** which is made up of our **** that we made 'em eat. Then you're all ****ing next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob
" I saw something nasty in the woodshed!" " Yeah, baby, but did it see you?" Cold Comfort Farm " All you do is sit around here and f*ck my mother...and eat our food! Motherf*cker! FOODEATER!" The River's Edge Anything Humphrey Bogart says in the Maltese Falcon. " With Major Lawrence mercy is a passion, with me it is merely good manners. You must decide which is the more reliable." Lawrence of Arabia " Plastics!" The Graduate " Strange women lying about in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power is derived from a mandate of the people, not some farcicle aquatic ceremony. Look, if I went about proclaiming myself Emperor, just because some watery tart lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd lock me up!" Monthy Python and The Holy Grail " Ah, hell...the fall'll probably kill ya!" Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid More to come...
"Leave the gun. Grab the cannoli." - Clemenza, The Godfather "If anything in this life is certain, if history has taught us anything, it is that you can kill anyone." - Michael Corleone, The Godfather Part II "I am your father." - Darth Vader, The Empire Strikes Back "I find your lack of faith disturbing." - Darth Vader, Star Wars "We all go a little mad sometimes." - Norman Bates, Psycho "A toast to my big brother George. The richest man in town." - Harry Bailey, It's a Wonderful Life "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley." - Dr. Rumack, Airplane! "It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?" - Gaff, Blade Runner "That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older. They stay the same age." - Wooderson, Dazed and Confused "I was cured all right." - Alex, A Clockwork Orange "Would you like to leave me your home phone number?" - Hannibal Lecktor, Manhunter "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." - Inigo Montoya, The Princess Bride "I'll bet your the kind of guy that would f-ck a person in the ass and not even have the ******* common courtesy to give him a reacharound." - Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, Full Metal Jacket "Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me." - Benjamin Braddock, The Graduate
"I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll make an exception."- A Night at the Opera (Marx Brothers) "Room service? Send up a larger room!"- Room Service (Marx Brothers "Women should be obscene and not heard!"- Room Service (Marx Brothers "Meet me down in the bar! We'll drink breakfast together." W. C. Fields - The Big Broadcast of 1938 "Twas a woman who drove me to drink. I never had the courtesy to thank her."-Never Give a Sucker an Even Break (W.C. Fields) "I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night." (Fields on "the morning after" in My Little Chickadee)
one of the most underated "quotable" movies of all time. Too bad that puss William Shatner had to come along and ruin the sequel.
