I was at CVS yesterday and I saw hot cheetos....needless to say, I bought some and ate it with real lime juice. AHHH, YUMMY.
Guy goes to the doctor because he has an embarrassing problem, his junk is turning orange. Doctor runs bloodwork, everything comes up normal. Aside from the color everything down there is in working order. Doctor asks him what his typical day is like. Married? "No" Girlfriend? "Not right now." Tell me what your typical day consists of. "You know, get up take a shower, get ready, go to work. Come home, eat dinner. Eat some Cheetos and watch some pr0n..."
