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Chappelle's Show

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Rocketman95, Feb 15, 2004.

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  1. francis 4 prez

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    the racial draft was classic. paraphrasing:


    after the blacks get the first pick b/c of winning the lottery

    "amazing, the blacks actually win a lottery"

    "and i bet they'll still complain"


    then on madonna:

    "she was a born and raised a catholic, then became a w****, and now studies the kabala" (insert appropriate number of a's where appropriate in kabala)


    and then when colin powell was drafted they had his "whiteness under review." man, that stuff was great.


    i'm rick james b**** (especially when they had to rewind to see if he really said what he said) was classic as well. i didn't see much of the 1st season but the second one seems much better and i thought the first was real funny.
     
  2. Chump

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    but double negatives do


    :)
     
  3. Hippieloser

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    The basketball game vs. Prince was CLASSSSSSSIC.


    "Game: Blouses."
     
  4. drapg

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    When Dave held up the "FIF" sign in the "Law and Order" Reverse episode, I just about lost it!
     
  5. Mr. Mooch

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    That was awesome; reminded me of: 'Prrrrrrrrrrrrrr' from last season.
     
  6. KellyDwyer

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    My "lost it" incident was when he pulled that cape off the drum set and ?uestlove is underneath.

    Fall down funny and funnier as every new show comes on, sort of like LeBron, better everytime I see him.
     
  7. Sonny

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    Enjoy, I know I will.

    I'm Sonny b****! :D
     
  8. Houstone

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    I dont have none dont none havent none any ideas what you're talking about.
     
  10. Harrisment

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    The shows get better every week. I was on the floor laughing during the Prince B-ball game.
     
  11. B-ball freak

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    Yeah, The Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories is the best segment of the last couple of shows.

    Cocaine is one helluva drug - Rick James

    What did the five fingers say to the face? - Rick James
     
  12. Harrisment

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    Red Balls

    Cocaine in a can! :D
     
  13. HAYJON02

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    Isn't Dave Chappelle's wife asian? Think I heard that somewhere, though I could be wrong.

    As someone who's dated a few asian girls before, I'm curious. I'll bet she's a super hottie.
     
  14. meggoleggo

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    SLAP!!!

    I'm Rick James, b****!



    BTW, yes Dave's wife is Asian.
     
  15. Davidoff

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    COMEON ALL THOSE SHOWS ARE GREAT IF YOU WANNA TALK BETTER THAN Sw/C

    UCB was 10 fold what Sw/C was although Mr. jellyneck was crazy funny


    GIG'EM,
     
  16. Davidoff

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    Next to the rockets i see more standup live and on C.C. this is BY FAR THE BEST STANDUP EVER, well my type that i like.

    GIG'EM,
     
  17. LegendZ3

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    Wonder if Dave is a Longhorn fan?
     
  19. drapg

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    YEAH!!

    Lil' Jon had me rolling. This episode wasn't quite up to snuff, but with the roll he was on the past few weeks, he was bound to slip a little.
     
  20. Rocketman95

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