The saddest moment for a wide receiver is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns Champ Bailey is. T-Mobile has been in contact with Champ Bailey to provide their nationwide coverage. The movie "Catch me if you can" would have been a hell of a lot shorter if Champ Bailey was in it. Barry Bonds tested positive for Champ Bailey. On the seventh day, God rested and turned on the football game. He saw Champ Bailey and said, "Dear Me, what have I done!?" Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with over 20,000 women in his life. Champ Bailey calls this "any given Sunday." Champ Bailey has been banned from selecting in the NFL Draft... because he picks everyone. Every player that has ever caught a pass over Champ Bailey is now under official investigation by the NFL for performance-enhancing drugs. All stop signs will be replaced with a cardboard cutout of Champ Bailey. When Champ Bailey goes to bed, his blankets don't cover him. He covers his blankets. Champ Bailey's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Champ Bailey. The only thing Champ Bailey can't do is work in law enforcement. He refuses to undercover. Glue is made from Champ Bailey's sweat. Champ Bailey isn't black, he is a shadow. Champ Bailey's football jersey has been issued to all US soldiers overseas to be worn as a bullet proof vest. Champ Bailey decided to sell his urine. The product is called Red Bull. Champ Bailey is the reason why Terrell Owens tried to commit suicide. Ninjas are Champ Bailey in training. The next edition of Madden NFL will feature five difficulties: Rookie, Pro, All-Pro, All-Madden, and Champ Bailey. Champ Bailey does not wear pads to protect himself, he wears them to protect others. CB doesn't stand for cornerback, it stands for Champ Bailey. Three-quarters of the Earth is covered by water. The rest is covered by Champ Bailey. Wide Receivers reported being unable to see around Champ Bailey. His coverage is so lockdown not even light could escape. The bold are the best ones IMO. Will this be the next Chuck Norris?
I love me some Champ Bailey (being the Broncos fan that I am), but even I will admit that these are lame.
I've never paid attention to him but is he really that good to where he's far and away the best CB in football? And yes these were lame
"Against the defending NFC champion Seattle Seahawks on December 3rd 2006, The Seahawks did not test Bailey once in the first half. The first time Matt Hasselbeck threw in Bailey’s direction, the cornerback intercepted a deep throw intended for Darrell Jackson. Hasselbeck was not surprised saying in an interview following the game, 'I've thrown him interceptions in my career, who hasn't? He's a great corner, a great cover guy and just a very, very talented guy.' In the 2006 NFL season, Champ had 10 interceptions through the season (tied for the NFL lead with Asante Samuel). Bailey also did not give up a touchdown during the season. Bailey has been noted on many occasions by sources such as NFL.com and ESPN as the best cornerback in the league and a future hall of famer."
I don't know - replace the words "Champ Bailey" with "Chuck Norris".... and wow... no they won't, because these are weak!
I've seen Champ Bailey beat by Jerry Porter for 2 touchdowns in the same game. I liked him before he became a member of the ****ing Broncos. BTW that **** Shanahan pulled last week was bush league and just like him, I hope he burns in hell some day.
Well, I'm sure Shanahan feels just as strongly against the Raiders (for obvious reasons). It was "bush league" what they did to him. And his "****" changed a loss into a win. It was good strategy that would have backfired if SeaBass had missed the first time and hit the 2nd one. BTW, I'm neither a Broncos or a Raiders fan.
I'm sure I care about what you think. Shanahan is a horse's ass who after almost 20 years still can't get it into his thick skull that business is business and he wasn't cutting it when he was coaching in Oakland. He's obviously still obsessed with beating the Raiders and that is sad for him. Time came down where he had to do something devious and drastic and the rat b*stard came through for his legion of mile high morons. well I still say **** him.
