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Carl Landry's Teeth

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Will, Dec 25, 2009.

  1. Will

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    Surely somewhere among the thousands of Rockets fans visiting this site, there are a few of you who are just now starting up a garage band and looking for a catchy name. I humbly nominate Carl Landry's Teeth, in tribute to what one man can sacrifice for his team. Much classier than Sharon Tate's Baby, and just as memorable. Your first album cover can be a closeup of Dirk Nowitzki's embedded arm.
     
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  2. Tha TC

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    well besides the point of not knowing how many are really his (yes we all know its his if he paid for them but still)... who knows how long that band may last as we all know he is prone to a gun shot or a tooth lost here and there and then come back and play phenomenal....

    +1
     
  3. matthappy

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    nice name....
     
  4. HPD

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    C. L. T. 4 LIFE
     
  5. Yetti

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    What a weird thing to suggest! :p
     
  6. DaDakota

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    You have been aroung long enough to recognize a Will post.

    LOL

    DD
     
  7. s3ts

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    did someone really use "Sharon Tate's Baby"?

    wtf?
     
  8. Downtownbrown

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    How about Landry's Dentist Group.
     
  9. IROC it

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    Carl's Grill
     
  10. cuddie

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    I think that potential bands should be limited to only the most hXc of hardcore groups.
     
  11. DonnyMost

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    I named myself "Landry's Tooth" on a couple of online games I play...
     
  12. Carl Herrera

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    Only no talent douchebags name their bands after basketball players.



    Sincerely,

    [​IMG]
     
  13. Eric Riley

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    how about

    Carl Landry's Dental Plan
     
  14. Deckard

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    I think it's an excellent idea, Will. The biggest problem I can see with the album cover, though, is that Nitwitski will burst into tears, collapse on the floor, go into a complete fit, get carted off to a hospital and miss a game. Cuban will complain to the league and say it is a plot by the Rockets, demanding an investigation and the replaying of the last 1:43 of the last song on the record.

    It doesn't have to make sense. Cuban never does. Fair warning to the rockers out there! :eek:
     
  15. LittleWilly

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    The Landry Connection ;)
     
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    Instead of being called the Red Rowdies, the group should now be called Carl Landry's Teeth!
     
  17. Shaud

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    How many teeth has he had knocked out since coming into the NBA?

    5 right?
     

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