I've never keyed a car, so I feel perfectly comfortable saying this: In my mind, people who take two parking places are in the same pool of scum with people who key cars. I wish they would just fight it out and kill each other off; the world would be a better place.
Or if someone steals your parking after you were there first there and were signaling. Douchebag in a Camero jacked my spot at a busy shopping mall, unfortunately for him his car was on the way to the entrance to the mall after i found parking 30 minutes later.
Vincent Vega: Boy, I wish I could’ve caught him doing it. I’d have given anything to catch that ******* doing it. It’d been worth him doing it just so I could’ve caught him doing it. Lance: What a ****er! Vincent Vega: What’s more chicken**** than ****ing with a man’s automobile? I mean, don’t **** with another man’s vehicle. Lance: You don’t do it. Vincent Vega: It’s just against the rules.
OK, so how should you feel if someone stomps on your hood, breaks the rear and a side window out, and beats the windsheild badly enough to where it has to be replaced?
Yeah. We still can't figure it out, unless the chick who's son I called "pinball wizard" knew where it was parked.
Sometimes I would see cars in a parking lot with a nice fine line keyed to the side and I'd think the driver must've done something reallly a-hole-like or some sensitive prick needs to get his balls keyed. Luckily my car is all banged up so you won't really notice scratches that much.
I think the only people who cars should be keyed are the m*ther f***ers at the Meyerland 24 Hour Fitness who park their damn Navigators or Escalades with 24 inch rims in the handicapped spots and walk into the gym to do a full work out and then play full our basketball. Meanwhile I have seen actually handicapped people at this gym park further away and have to walk/ roll them selves into the gym becuase the spots for them are gone. And f*** the POS doctors who sign the forms to get these permits for these turds.
I double park my "nice" vehicle at any opportunity. If someone wants to key my car because I did, I would say their the a$$hat. I park all the way in the back where it's deserted and it takes me at least a good couple of minutes to walk to the entrance of the store.
Cause there's still an off chance that the parking lot fills up and some fatty or some random person with kids parks next to you and dings your door. My dad would be pissed if I DIDN'T double park in the very back of the parking lot.
what kind of logic is that? sorry, i don't care how nice your car is. if you're too afraid to park it somewhere, don't drive it. your brand new Mercedez doesn't deserve 2 parking spots anymore than my 1990 accord. if the lot is filling up, oh well. i'm sure you're not the only person who double parks. so say 10 other people do in a lot, that's 10 extra parking spots you're taking up. ride a bike.
Who cares if you don't care. I don't care about someone's opinion that drives a 1990 accord and tries to dictate the preventative measures I can take to care for my vehicle. If it bothers you that much, man up and tell them something to their face...and I don't mean leave a mean note on their windshield. How about leave a note with your phone number so he can call you and you can meet and discuss the issue. Yeah, it bothers me when some prime parking is taken up by a double parked vehicle. If it is really bothering me that much, I would report it to security and let them handle it. If you condone messing up someone's car, you're condoning vandalism...a cowardly act taken by cowardly pricks.
I've had a few dings to my Z due to dip****s who never learned how to park and could care less about others vehicles. www.youparklikeanasshole.com I've left more than a few of the print out's from that site on others cars.
Sorry, but a parking violation and vandalism are not comparable in my opinion. Dble parkers are a arrogant and mild nuisance, but vandalism is a criminal act. I'm not defending dbl parkers. I report them every chance I get, but I despise vandals/vandalism. Same thing with illegal handicap parkers. I've gotten these jerks towed before...My father-in-law is in a wheelchair and this really pisses me off, but I jus call the PD parking division and let them do their jobs.
did i ever say i condone it? did i not say i've never done it? everyone wants to keep their car in prestine condition. that doesn't make you special. whether i drive a 1990 accord or a 2008 Lexus IS 500 is irrelevant. if two spaces aren't reserved for you, don't act like it's so.
Saying its a good a reason as any is as good as condoning it. Nobody said you've done it. You make it perfectly clear that you leave mean notes. I'm saying anyone that does it is a cowardly prick...If you don;t do it, I guess you're not a cowardly prick...at least as far as we know.
