Today the Indian Army launched a new campaign for its Airborne division. The divisions new slogan is "Through the air or through the ground Indian Airborne will get you around" United Airlines demonstrates their new cost cutting measures. The new super economy package lets you take any flight but the airline cannot promise a soft landing at your destination.
Air India's new commuter program, in which they don't actually land at everyone's destination, still has a few kinks left to work out.
Pakistan feeling the financial burden of late, decided to ditch their long range nuclear missles for a more practicle resource. Heaving poor street performers at their enemies.
I believe this caption has been done here before. The missile jokes were also used back then. Anyways, the guy in brown sweater with the glasses on the right hand side is none other then Dr of Dump.