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Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Blue Brick, Mar 16, 2008.

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  1. noize

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    Battier: "something smells down there that make me think your're cheating"

    Kobe: "....ohhhh you better not!"
     
  2. wireonfire

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    Too bad I am not Chris Paul or Reggie Evans.
     
  3. finalsbound

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    "Oh wow, Kobe! The polymers in your polyester mesh shorts show such an intrinsic combination of denatonium benzoate and carboxylic acid! Astounding!"
     
  4. Bobblehead

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    Newspaper Caption Editor: fb, your caption is too long for the column. I'm going to shorten it to "Oh wow, Kobe! Astounding!" ok?
     
  6. dragonwill

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    Classic! :D
     
  7. smoove shoez

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    Where can I get a pair of those shoes shane is wearing are they available here yet?
    [​IMG]
     
  8. danny317

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    is that a new shampoo youre using?
     
  9. Launch Pad

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    In a bold move, Battier demonstrates that neither face guarding or face offense is actually illegal in the NBA. :p
     
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    Shane's dribbling two balls at once.
     
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    How Battier got those wierd ridges in his head.


    Is that a charge?



    Unstoppable force meets immovable object.



    Free head buffing!
     
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    In Scottish accent!
    Shane : Aye ! I'm gonni stab you in east end of motha Glesga

    Kobe : It's the experieeence dat counts !
     
  13. Blue Brick

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    hehe that's pretty good, pal
     
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    Aye ! how's life in Scotland ma man ? I miss it :(
     
  15. Blue Brick

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    You left the country?! tut tut... :D
    oh well, how long have you got? Weather has been pi$$ed poor as always.. We somehow managed to beat England in the Rugby, but only to be thumbed by Italy (freakin' Italy) the following week.. Alex Salmond is still trying to take over the world.. :cool: lol Where r u right now?
     
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    "no, see you put your hand in their face, like this. If i were to shoot right now, i'd probably miss. get it?"
     
  17. Easy

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    "Shane Battier showing Charlie Rosen what face guarding is all about"
     
  18. smoothie

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    proof of shane battiers illegal "face guarding"
     
  19. Gummi Clutch

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    Kobe attempted to 'Eye Guard' Battier in return and failed miserably.
     

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