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Yao: "CAN'T TOUCH THIS!!!"
DH: "Don't hurt em Yao"

 

Howard: "Wow, not here, not now."

 

It looks like Yao pumped his shoes too hard and now they hurt.

 

Yao: THE **** OFF ME

DH: This is one psycho mutherfuker. I can do it nomore.

 

Dwight: "Alright Yao, you've embarrassed me enough tonight... It really isn't necessary for you to take a **** on my home court too!"

 

The first person to make a joke relating to gay is himself gay.

...Man, look at Yao getting all Stockton with his tiny shorts self.

 

Yao: I'm constipated. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Dwight: Hold on bro, I'll get Keith Jones to come and give you hemorrhoids instead of actually making you healthy. It's my only hope of owning you.

Yao: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

Jameer Nelson: "damn these crabs!"

 

yao: it's so dry and it hurts!!!

howard: oh yao, the color is not right, what have you been eating?

 

Hahahahha, nice.

 

Yao: "you aint got **** on me!!, just watch!!"

 

Kakashi (hand on left) : "Howard, suppress the nine tails, quick!"
Yao: "Oww! AHHHHHHHHHHH, dattebayo!"

 

or if you have a dirty mind it can be lke dwight just took it out of yao and yaos screaming and u see the magic in the background grabbin his crotch area after seeing that like he got next

or yaos takin a quick monster dump before the ball gets to him

 

Howard: Superman dat
Yao: OHHHH!

 

Yao: This is how you played tonight Howard.

 

Yao: "EAT THE [SHRIMP] HEAD DAMN IT!!!"

 

"Hadoooken!"

 

Yao: "Fresh basketball coming up!"

Dwight: "Uh you can ... inbound that without me."

 

Yao:"get away, DH. I drank too much water during the mid division but... ... It's so cool in the gym that I haven't given off any sweat. In a word, I need a pee."

DH:" don't get your panties in a bunch, dear yao, everyone needs pee. but it's really embarrasing for a roster to call for a timeout just for a pee. That's why I always wear a Diaper."