BS:<i>"Where are all the real fans? All I see are washed up celebs. Bring in some face painted (censor friendly)<b>CRAP</b>talkin drunk guys."</i>
In a major schism of faith, the breakaway "New Hindu" faith began it's existance this week with a bang, sanctioning the worship of a new subdiety, ScottNicholson (AKA the ShaqFreeThrowDestroyer), the modern manifestation of the traditional Shiva Nataraja, seen below: In the new religion, ScotNicholson is seen as a great balancing force in the universe. By directly inhibiting the action of another new diety, The Big Brahama, (AKA Shaq), ScottNicholson is seen to bring balance to the Universe, mediating the cycle of Western Confrence vs. Eastern Confrence that defines existance.
BS: "Maybe I should try this Zen meditation stuff..." Phil Jackson: "Hmm... Byron is trying to draw from my fiendish power source. I must confuse him." (Concentrates) BS: "I see... I see... Jack Nicholsen? Damn Phil the Phool!" OR BS: "My team seems to not be getting any calles. Hmm... the Lakers get a lot of calls, perhaps if I use Phil's meditation, I will learn how to get the referees to call the game more fairly..." Nicholsen: "Bavetta! Bavetta! Get over here! Take this $10,000 bribe while he's zoned out!"
