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Can Moochie Norris dunk?

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by hikanoo49, May 28, 2003.

  1. hikanoo49

    hikanoo49 Member

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    Has anyone ever seen him dunk in a game? Or in practice?
     
  2. pradaxpimp

    pradaxpimp Member

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    I was saw him at Krispy Kreme dunkin left and right when he was holding out
     
  3. JoeBarelyCares

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    He could probably dunk on Van Chancellor's grandson little Niko when Van lowers the basket.
     
  4. SLA

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    lol.........just look at him. He's fat. He can't move. He's slow. He can't handle the ball. He can't jump. He cannot dunk.
     
  5. pgabriel

    pgabriel Educated Negro

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    Moochie make a move, "and I make move"


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  6. pradaxpimp

    pradaxpimp Member

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    HAHAHAHAHAHHA lmao
     
  7. Texas Stoke

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    no dude, his afro catches too much wind shear. : D
     
  8. Yetti

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    No, but I have seen him dribble and hes very good at it!
     
  9. ima_drummer2k

    ima_drummer2k Member

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    Wouldn't his 'fro get caught in the net? He'd have to get a ballboy with a ladder to free his hair.
     
  10. lovermanbuda

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    I seriously doubt it. Moochie Norris dunking..........you gots to be joking.
     
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    alex_huynh Member

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    The answer would be no. In one article, it said that Yao jokingly placed Moochie's shoe on the rim to tease him about his size. Obviously, that implied that Moochie could not even reach the rim.
     
  12. Dr. Basketball

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    im sure he can dunk

    just might be a little harder for him then others
     
  13. sydmill

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    you guys have to be joking, right? i would be shocked (as in floored) if he can't punch. the only way he can't is if he has problems palming the rock. i am an out-of-shape-never-been-a-great-athlete-white-boy and if i could palm i could flush it. if moochie cant get on the rim then his dribbling is not worry #1.
     
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    common...what is moochie? 6'1" or 6'2"??? I'm like 5'9" and I can grab the rim easily on my worst day.
     
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    We know one thing Mooch can do
























    DRIBBLE!!!!:eek:
     
  16. LAfadeaway33

    LAfadeaway33 Member

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    Moochie can dunk. I remember them asking him about it and he said he had never done it in an NBA game but he does it in practice from time to time. He said it just didn't look right when he did it so he'll leave the dunking to Steve.
     
  17. ROXTXIA

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    I wish I could find the article in which (no kidding) Yao was teasing Moochie, wanting the 'Fro to dunk, and Moochie responded, "You must be kidding. I haven't dunked since Oreos."
     
  18. HAYJON02

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    theres plenty of hardworking undiscovered diamonds in the rough who will play for the minimum. i hope doc rocket was right about cutting moochie.

    i think a teams minor league scouting for role players would be just as important as european scouting, if not more so. god what id give for a mario elie or a bruce bowen next year
     
  19. HAYJON02

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    oh and my dad was telling me his company was testing some new cell phone equipment on the rockets team plane during the season. moochie was in the back of the plane trashed and had to be helped off the plane bc he cold barely walk :eek:
     
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    Your comment crack me up! That's funny stuff.
     

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