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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by aeroman10, Jul 5, 2007.

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  1. aeroman10

    aeroman10 Member

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    #1 aeroman10, Jul 5, 2007
  2. Sooner423

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    I'm worth $5725. :p
     
    #2 Sooner423, Jul 5, 2007
  3. dntrwl

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    Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5650!
    I'm rich b****!
     
    #3 dntrwl, Jul 5, 2007
  4. hotballa

    hotballa Contributing Member

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    my body is $4640
     
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    $4475
     
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    $5840 I knew i shouldn't drink soda drinks.
     
    #6 arno_ed, Jul 5, 2007
  7. OldManBernie

    OldManBernie Old Fogey

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    $4225

    However, there are people out there willing to pay a lot more than that for a heart or liver. I'm sure my beneficiaries can sell it for much more.
     
    #7 OldManBernie, Jul 5, 2007
  8. JuanValdez

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    $4,325. :(
     
    #8 JuanValdez, Jul 5, 2007
  9. DonnyMost

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    $4875
     
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  10. A-Train

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    $3775...ahh, the curse of being below average height with poor vision...

    I just thought of a great new business idea. It's sort of like a home equity loan. You loan somebody the amount of money that their body is worth, at a reasonable interest rate. If that person dies before the money is repaid or defaults on the loan, you get the body after that person dies. Then, you sell the individual body parts to hospitals. Just like a car engine, human body parts are worth a LOT more individually.
     
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  11. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    $3315. I don't think they like my smoking, drinking and bad diet.
     
    #11 Rocketman95, Jul 5, 2007
  12. the futants

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    I guess it's the alcohol...
     
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  13. percicles

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    Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5125!

    Brown Gold baby!!!!
     
    #13 percicles, Jul 5, 2007
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  15. The Drake

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    $4965!
     
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    They said I'll owe money..

    :confused:
     
    #16 Yaozer, Jul 5, 2007
  17. OldManBernie

    OldManBernie Old Fogey

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    As you get older, the value of your body parts depreciates, so the bank will probably kill you prematurely in order to get their money's worth.
     
    #17 OldManBernie, Jul 5, 2007
  18. xlr817

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    Over $4700! Oh well, at least if my wife sell my corpse- she can buy that nice 70 inch plasma TV that we both like! :eek:
     
    #18 xlr817, Jul 5, 2007
  19. cson

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    $4155, now when do I get my check ?
     
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  20. A-Train

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    That's why you always read the fine print in the contract...
     
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