Why are they trash? They have some of the best customer support for a registrar that I have ever seen. They have 99.999999% uptime. They have numerous hosting locations. The reasons you gave for disliking them are pure childish and completely asinine.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFFXNYgxaEw And the reason they use that line is because of their company name, I figured that was obvious.
Use what line? LOL @ you comparing your Diet Coke commercial which has only suggestive matter with the GoDaddy's girls losing their tops at congressional hearings and girl-on-girl scenes. No. Like what Fatty said, I say that I won't go directly to GoDaddy to get their domain registration or hosting, is all. If someone already has their hosting or web development and domain registered with GoDaddy, I will more than likely try to suggest using another company.
Nicely put. They have a very good domain manager, and they're pretty reliable in terms of hosting. As you mentioned, it has tools to help you install and CMS. Although they're not hard to install anyway I personally prefer Drupal. Clutchfans registrar is go-daddy so dont call this site not classy Fatty