This happens at my house after parties too. It pisses me off so bad that we're going to start taking the trash can out of there. I think as far as hispanic people go it's because in Mexico they have a crappy sewage system, so they don't flush the t-paper.
That's exactly what I was thinking. I can't believe ppl stand fully erect. I go both ways(no John Amaechi) and always use wet wipes. Same here. But I'm also efficient with both hands.
I can't believe you guys actually believe the "stand" method actually involves someone standing fully erect and haphazardly mashing the toilet paper inbetween their ass cheeks like a credit card. The "stand" looks more like a "squat". It's very similar looking to how you would be while seated, but your ass isn't on the seat.
What kind of an ANIMAL wipes his arse back to front while standing? Why not just poo then drag you poopy balls on the counter?
Yep, that's how I wipe. **** the bum out so the cheeks are still spread. I thought everyone wiped "standing" up until I saw this thread lol.
I do not remember WHEN it was that I stopped wiping while standing, but now that I wipe while sitting, I find myself doing the same thing you're mentioning. I think it may have been after I got married, or when I started pooping at work, which I used to NOT do until a few years ago. I will try standing/wiping from now on. It ain't fun driving 30 miles with an urge to re-wipe . The more you post about stuff that goes on in your house, the less I want to go play basketball during lunch... I probably would want to ask if this is true... I keed, of course.
hehehe we should start some female versions of bodily function threads... like which size of (feminine hygiene products) we use at the beginning, middle, and end... relax guys, just kidding... As for the main subject, a variation on the credit card swipe isn't bad if you get in there real good and don't just do a quick swipe. But it's weird to talk about something we've all done in private all our lives. You never really know if you're doing it "right" or not, unless someone starts a thread about it. I remember being shocked to find out that people folded their t.p. I actually feel like you get better surface area if you don't... kind of like those textured kitchen scrubbers... My boyfriend also wants to know if you've ever gotten a mirror and looked to see how you were wiping and whether you've really gotten it all. (I personally would feel traumatized to see what everything looked like down there, but whatever. )
