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Butt Wiping

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Nice Rollin, Apr 17, 2008.

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How do you wipe your butt?

  1. While sitting

    100 vote(s)
    64.5%
  2. Standing

    44 vote(s)
    28.4%
  3. Front to back

    85 vote(s)
    54.8%
  4. Back to front

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    27.7%
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  1. Champ Caliber

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    How is it possible to wipe your ass standing up!? I'm hoping you mean bend over and wipe rather than stand straight up. I get up slightly off the toilet and wipe both ways with regular toilet tissue, then i use some wet wipes to get that fresh feeling.
     
  2. Carlos Nice

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    wiping your ass while STANDING !?!?!? are you kidding me !?!??

    never heard of that at all...i would assum you'd only be able to wipe the very back of the poop[ chute as opposed to the entire area...

    some ****s can be messy so i couldn't even imagine trying to clean it up while standing...you need leverage and "flexibility" for the proper ass wiping and you typically get that from sitting...
     
  3. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    This has to be a cleverly disguised hot ukranian secretary thread!
     
  4. rrj_gamz

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    I thought everyone did it sitting down...but I will say I started finishing the wiping process while standing...well, more like hunched over, but you get my drift...Front to back...

    I also started using wet wipes to finish as well and that's the only way to go...
     
  5. Drexlerfan22

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    I don't know why that's so hilarious, but it is. :D


    EDIT: holy crap, it IS a real word! :eek:
     
  6. Invisible Fan

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    3 seashells explained

    NSFW
     
  7. RoxSqaud

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    LOL i stad up..........WTF........how do u sit down..........This is nasty lmao
     
  8. Nice Rollin

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    lots of ways....one way would be putting one foot on the sink to really get in there

    and how do you go back to front....doesnt it get all over your balls
     
    #28 Nice Rollin, Apr 17, 2008
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  9. Franchise3

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    First of all, you don't stand straight up....unless you're r****d. It's more of a squat. You're not sitting on the toilet, but it is a similar position.

    How do you think everyone in countries without sit-down toilets wipe?
     
  10. Carlos Nice

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    [​IMG]
     
  11. Buck Turgidson

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    I assumed they just used their bare hands like the savages they are.
     
  12. BigSherv

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    back to front?!?, man then you have sh***y balls.
     
  13. Hippieloser

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    A ****ty taint, anyway.
     
  14. Asian Sensation

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    Do you guys ever wipe and you've wiped all the way and your crack still itches?! And so I take a shower and wash it and still kinda itchy. WTF!
     
  15. Nice Rollin

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    reminds me of popcopy

    "my butt itches....and i took a shower"
     
  16. Franchise3

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    What if you have to use one of these toilets:

    [​IMG]
     
  17. giddyup

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    ... then you get a match and burn the dingleberries.
     
  18. bratna8

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    Standing up...WTF????

    Sitting down and if I'm at home I wash it with soap and water after wiping it.

    Just wiping it doesn't really work if you think about it.....if you **** on your hands would you just wipe with toilet tissue?

    Wipes after toilet tissue is also acceptable. :cool:
     
  19. IROC it

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    Y'all are full of crap.
     
  20. Carlos Nice

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    "...standing up !?!? sitting down !?!?!? i REFUSE to wipe my own ass due to the unforgiving pain..."


    regards,
    Kaz Matsui
     

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