I had dinner with a close friend of mine and she was complaining about her boyfriend who happens to be one of my buddies. She told me the funniest story.. She said last week around 3 am she got up for no reason and noticed her bf wasnt in bed. So she got up, opened the bedroom door and peered into the living room. She noticed the lights were on and heard sounds coming from the computer so she started towards that direction. As she got closer she realized the sounds she was hearing was p*rn (*spank me baby and things of that sort!) She saw that her BF was passed out in front of the computer with beers everywhere (he must have gotten drunk). When she walked to other side of the desk to help him back to bed. She saw that his pants and his underwear were hanging around his knees. She started crying when she told me... She said "what if our other roommate came out and saw this shiet?!?" *sobbing. I felt bad she was crying but I was cracking up and couldnt wait to make fun of him. LOL HAHAHA He Got Busted! J
Oh man, that is funny. When she was crying you should have said it was all her fault for not doing enough to please her man. What kind of friend are you? You could have sorted out your body for months. DD
what a loser! You've got a girlfriend and everything and you still have nothing better to do than to get drunk in a room by yourself while whacking off to internet p*rn? I know single guys do this... but that's one thing. Does everyone want to keep doing it their entire lives?
Reailty check to Isabel. Being in a relationship does not mean it's the answer to all of your sexual needs.
I resent your tone. You act as though getting drunk and whacking is something less than a noble endeavor. We are undergoing a period of pornographic enlightenment, thanks in large part to broadband internet. The social stigma attached to being caught passed out with p*rn on your monitor and your pants around your ankles is OVER!
It's one thing to get drunk, whack off, and pass out to p*rn on a computer. It's an entirely different thing when the computer's in a common area, such as the living room - THAT's messed up.
Who knows Isabel, maybe the guy tried to "tame" his urges with his girlfriend b4 they fell asleep and she was not "willing" so he had to do what he had to do.
Well Isabel, it wouldn't be the first time that someone hasn't had their needs met in a relationship & has turned to other sources for sexual/intimiacy satisfaction, would it? "Loser" indeed.
