I find rhad's cynicism regarding the human race under attack by his constant bewilderment at people's stupidity.
Czars is shorter. It's easier to call somebody the "border czar" than the "Assistant Secretary for International Affairs, Special Representative for Border Affairs, Dept of Homeland Security" which is the official title.
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In one breath, critics complain about Obama appointing (secret) czars. In the next breath, critics complain about Obama being a (secret) communist. Pick one or the other; you can't have both. Critics, please learn your basic Russian history. (Brought to you by Sons of the February & October Revolutions.) Spoiler "You lie!"