Why does it make you so mad? Are you being forced to watch golf? Golf has been this way for years and years. It takes an amazing amount of concentration and what these guys and gals can do is simply unreal. You'd rather there be people out there trying to distract these people from doing what millions of other people love to watch?
So... do I need classes to take up this wonderful sport? Or do I learn "as I go"? Is there a test I should take before I go pick up a basket of those balls I need to hit from the range? I began with "Tiger is a freakin' whiner." I didn't start this with "DAMN, man... I have to watch this and I am pissed..." Is someone going to invite me to play golf, or WHAT, f*ckers? I enjoyed watching that British Open and people playing on that nasty course just as much as you do... but if I pay $50 to watch Ti-freakin'-ger Woods swing it... I should be able to heckle his ass (yes, I know I will get thrown out... because of some stupid rule) Anyway, man... no need to get mad at each other. Someone's picking up my "cameraphones, please" critique on 610 right now.
Exactly. Anybody wants to walk a couple miles? No? OK... well, do you want to GOLF? I bet you do... where's the cart? Lose the carts, GOLF.
