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Borat causes international incident

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Mr. Brightside, Sep 13, 2006.

  1. Mr. Brightside

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    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=404852&in_page_id=1770

    :D

     
  2. Master Baiter

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    I cannot wait for this movie.
     
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    You mean the Kazakhstan people dont mate with centaurs and give oral to unicorns!? I am appalled!
     
  5. AroundTheWorld

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    This guy is the best. I also can't wait for this movie. I saw a trailer in the cinema the other day and I was laughing like crazy...I guess most other people didn't think it was that funny, but I thought it was ;).
     
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    classic! i can't wait...
     
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    Wow. Kazakhstan can afford to hire 2 media relations companies and a 4 page ad in the NYT :eek:
     
  9. couple of d's

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    "throw the jew down the well,
    so my country can be free" :D
     
  10. SamFisher

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    It has a truckload of oil & natural gas, they have enough cash that they decided that the old capital city sucked so they built a new one a few years ago.

    I met some american NGO workers on vacation from there last year, they said that everybody rolls around in loaded escalades and navigators, and prices are sky high, but service is still communist standard, lol.
     
  11. Franchise2001

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    Some of my Borat all-time favorite lines.. they aren't perfect but are very close.

    To a woman that grew up with Barbara Bush:
    In Khazakstan when you say "bush" it means "the hair around the testes satchel" and when you say "barbara" it means "to eat."
    So in Khazakstan it is a very funny when you say "Barbara Bush" because it mean "to eat the hair around the testes satchel!!!"

    To a Republican meeting:
    They say in Khazakstan "letting woman in politic is like letting a monkey fly a plane."
    "The only women they allow politician are prostitute."

    To a Catholic Priest:
    "I am pro-life. My brother Vilo, he have baby with hair on face, on arm, on back. He said throw him and I said no keep him. Now he make family very proud. He travel around in tent making money with all the other strange people."

    To a country singer:
    "My sister she make my family very proud. She was voted by Al-Mati Chamber of Commerce.. Best sex in mouth. She is #3 or 4 prostitute in all of Khazakstan"
    The singer replied "well thats great. because thats a skill too."

    During speed dating:
    "I will buy you television with remote.. But if you cheat on me, I will crush you."


    So many more great lines.. cant wait for this movie!!
     
  12. Baqui99

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    "High five, high five!"

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