first off........no offence here, but i know that there are some pretty good blonde jokes out there..... ......ill set the ball rolling...... two blondes walked into a bar.......... ...you think one of them would have seen it! alright, if you didnt like that one .....what did the blonde say when the doctor told her she was pregnant? ......is it mine? whos got better? ------------------ "A Champion team will always beat a team of Champions"
Mr. Fish, I don't know if you have read the Gun Show topic, but these types of derogatory remarks will no longer be tolerated. I know you mean it in good fun but this breeds a hostile environment that takes the differences between peoples and makes them fodder for other peoples' enjoyment. Please refrain in the future from using this BBS as a tool of hate and intolerance. I don't know if reading this will help you change your morally bankrupt ways since, in all likelihood, you are a redneck! ------------------
* men... rH ------------------ The Psychedelic Groove House of Rockets Basketball Love! Only after the last tree has been cut down, Only after the last river has been poisoned, Only after the last fish has been caught, Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. -Cree Indian Prophecy *** THIS SPACE FOR LEASE ***
So... back to the topic at hand... This is my favorite blonde joke: A blind man walks into a bar, sits down and asks the bartender, "you want to hear a blonde joke?" The bartender replies, "uh, before you go on, you might want to know that I'm blonde, my bar-back here is blonde, the 300 lb. bouncer at the door is blonde, the man sitting next to you is a football player and he's blonde an the man on the other side of you is an ex-wrestler and he's also blonde. Do you still want to tell that joke?" To which the blind man responds, "well, not if I'm going to have to explain it five times!" ... or something like that. I think it's funnier if you hear it out loud. ------------------
Actually, rockHead, that is a Simpsons quote. The school was giving out status slips to let children's parents know if they are doing poorly, and Ralph got one indicating he was failing English. Jeff's quote was Ralph's response. And having said that in a clear, concise, and altogether completely readable manner... SimpsonS ROCKZZZ YO@! SA ;0 ds ------------------ "Of course, everything looks bad if you remember it!" Homer Simpson
I can't resist. How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday? Tell her a joke on Friday. What is it called when a blonde dies her hair brown? Artificial intelligence Why do blondes wear underwear? They make good ankle warmers. Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs? More leg room. Why did the blonds stare a the juice box? It said concentrate. ------------------
Finally, a thread worthy of my comedic expertise What's the difference between a corn farmer with epilepsy and a blonde with diarrhea?? A corn farmer gets the fits while shucking, and the blonde......... Uhhh...maybe that one is a tad "mature" for any kids reading the board....ok... Here's my all time favorite blonde joke... What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?? Run like hell, because she has a grenade in her mouth! Thank you, I'll be here all week... ------------------ If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding!!
here's a REALLY bad one... Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She was throwing away all of the W's! ------------------ Who's ya daddy?
a blonde ordered a pizza, and the clerk asks whether he should cut it into 12 or 6 pieces for her .........."six please, i could never eat 12!" ------------------ "A Champion team will always beat a team of Champions"
A blonde arrives at home to find her man having sex with another woman. She pulls out a gun and points it to her head, threatening suicide. Her boyfriend says, "honey, i'm sorry. don't do it." the blonde replies, "quiet down, you're next." ------------------
Q - How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A - One. She just holds on tight and lets the world revolve around her. ------------------
I can't make jokes like these. That would be hypocritical. ------------------ Me fail English? That's unpossible.
Jeff... where did the quote come from in your sig? if it is a guote... sounds like dubya... rH ------------------ The Psychedelic Groove House of Rockets Basketball Love! Only after the last tree has been cut down, Only after the last river has been poisoned, Only after the last fish has been caught, Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. -Cree Indian Prophecy *** THIS SPACE FOR LEASE ***
sorry b-ball, should have read jeff's post before I posted it...didn't sense that sarcasm... ------------------
No sweat Chen, I was in a dry mood when I posted that. Anyway, here is one I have stolen - Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg? A: Nothing. They've never met. ------------------
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear? A: "Thanks for the refill!" Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear? A: Data transfer. Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel. ------------------ "A Champion team will always beat a team of Champions"
just found another classic (a bit long, but its worth it!) There were three women, a Brunette, a Red Head, and a Blonde. They all worked together at an office. Every day they noticed that their boss left work a little early. So one day they met together and decided that today when the boss left, they would all leave early too. The boss left and so did they. The Brunette went home and straight to bed so could get an early start the next morning. The Red Head went home to get in a quick work out before her dinner date. The Blonde went home and walked into the bedroom. She opens the door slowly and saw her husband in bed with her boss, so she shut the door and left. The next day, the Brunette and the Red Head are talking about going home early again. They ask the Blonde if she wants to leave early again. "No," she says, "yesterday I nearly got caught!" ------------------ "A Champion team will always beat a team of Champions"
So, I have to ask -- is the husband a closet homosexual or is the boss a woman? Just curious. ------------------
