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BBS player/personnel positions

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by rimbaud, Sep 21, 2000.

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  1. rimbaud

    rimbaud Contributing Member
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    If the BBS was a basketball team, what role would people fill, based on post performance?

    Examples:

    Clutch: Owner - obvious

    Jeff: Starting 3 - versatile, does SOR, regular game action posts, and hangout discussions.

    Popeye: Starting 2 - when it comes down to crunch time, everyone seems to want the ball in his hands.

    Bob and Smeg: Halftime show - not good enough for a real gig, they can only perform when most people are in the bathroom.

    Will: 12th man - reluctant (hates having 1000 posts) white guy who sits on the end of the bench, but is always profiled by the media for his other abilities outside of basketball.

    pardner: Journeyman coach - can never quite stick due to his insistance that all players must follow his unorthadox flash-diagramed plays.

    Crisco: DNP, Coaches Decision - he really wants to get in the game, but always falls short.

    LHutz: IR, "back spasms" - every team has its embarrasing contract that is taken care of by making up an injury to make room for a CBA signing.

    Mango: Arena Security

    Any others?

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    #1 rimbaud, Sep 21, 2000
  2. heypartner

    heypartner Contributing Member

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    Put me down for a seat on the bench, JD and coke in an inconspicuous styrofoam cup and I'll be the best Kapayaaaa screamer on the team...

    Rudy Rox! what a job.
     
    #2 heypartner, Sep 21, 2000
  3. heypartner

    heypartner Contributing Member

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    RocketsPimp = "Captain" (wink, wink) of the Power Dancers
     
    #3 heypartner, Sep 21, 2000
  4. davo

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    #4 davo, Sep 21, 2000
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    You can keep your scoreboard, Crisco.

    I want to be skimming behind the beer counter.

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    #5 keeley, Sep 21, 2000
  6. SpaceCity

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    I'd be suspended. They found me hanging with Iverson, Webber and Jason Williams burning blunts!

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    #6 SpaceCity, Sep 21, 2000
  7. BobFinn*

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    Rimmy- Assistant coach (for his ability to think)
    HPee-"The Lisa Molotsky" (for his ability to get answers)
    Jeff- The point guard (for his ability to organize)
    Clutch-"The Gene Peterson" (his training camp coverage speaks for itself)
    pop's-"The Jim Foley" (for his wealth of info)
    D0D- Put on the physically unable to perform list (for all his injuries over the years)
    smeg-The Bryce Drew ( for his ability to "coach" 12 and 13 year old girls)
    Crisco-The Matt Bullard (for his ability to stand around and wait for someone to give him the ball)
    keeley-The Wiz (cause everyone wants to trade him)

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    #7 BobFinn*, Sep 21, 2000
  8. SmeggySmeg

    SmeggySmeg Contributing Member

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    who contributes an equivalent of one liners????

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    #8 SmeggySmeg, Sep 21, 2000
  9. RocketsPimp

    RocketsPimp Contributing Member

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    I accept! Any fringe benefits??

    [​IMG]


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    #9 RocketsPimp, Sep 21, 2000
  10. Gascon

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    BobFinn* = Stat-padder. Intentionally misses the layup so he can grab another board. [​IMG]

    Gascon = Occasional 3-pt threat. Stays on the fringes until he gets a wide open look, then either comes through with something brilliant or misses the mark completely. [​IMG]

    Heypartner = The ill-tempered coach. Eccentric, tactically brilliant, but horribly misunderstood. [​IMG]

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    No, wait, not me...you.
     
    #10 Gascon, Sep 22, 2000
  11. DrNuegebauer

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    apparently Gascons 3pt stroke has been struggling lately [​IMG]

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    #11 DrNuegebauer, Sep 22, 2000
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    LHutz - bumbling team mascot
    Mango - referee
    Keeley - scoreboard
    Bob Smeg DoD Rockets03 - those balloons people use to distract people shooting freethrows
    Bandwagon Posters - empty seats
    Trolls - those laser pens
    Rimmy - sweaty towel. Smells.

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    I am so exasperated that I could expectorate.
     
    #12 CriscoKidd, Sep 22, 2000
  13. Rocket River

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    I need to post more ;-)

    I'll be the Water BOY. . .

    WHAT!!! GATORAIDE IS BETTER THAN WATER!!

    I think NOT!!

    I'll run and bash the competition

    Rocket River

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    #13 Rocket River, Sep 22, 2000
  14. DREAMer

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    I volunteer to be that puffy "Air Clutch the Bear" thing. That way I can go around annoying the hell out of referees and opposing players.

    I hate that stupid mascot, but when he's in that "puffy suit" he cracks me up....

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    DREAMer's Rocket Page
     
    #14 DREAMer, Sep 22, 2000
  15. heypartner

    heypartner Contributing Member

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    So Gascon,

    Do you think Clutch will eventually have to impose a "Zero Tolerance Rule" on my rants?

    hehehehe
     
    #15 heypartner, Sep 22, 2000
  16. Gascon

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    Dr. N,

    I'm slumping. All I can do is hope to shoot through it. [​IMG]


    HeyP,

    If he does, I'll try to remember to refer to you as "Mr. Partner". [​IMG]

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    Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead.

    No, wait, not me...you.
     
    #16 Gascon, Sep 23, 2000
  17. fadeaway

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    I want to hand out towels.

    That's all I ask.

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    #17 fadeaway, Sep 23, 2000
  18. Dr of Dunk

    Dr of Dunk Clutch Crew

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    That would make him the Moses Malone of our team.

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    #18 Dr of Dunk, Sep 23, 2000
  19. BobFinn*

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    Yeah baby!!! My favorite Rocket of all time

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    #19 BobFinn*, Sep 23, 2000
  20. T_money

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    wazupppppppp rimbaud remember me, sure u do!

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    #20 T_money, Sep 24, 2000
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