you pee on the damn thing! I cannot joke about this. You need to see the animals I work with. Look, SOMEONE's piss is gonna be all over the toilet seat, it might as well be mine. As it is I have to triple layer the toilet seat when I do #2. also, you do not fart at another man. if you're next to him, it's fine, but if there is a 90 degree angle, there must be no rippage, you are essentially farting on the other man. this happened to me before and it was quite disgusting.
I don't get how sometimes the sink counter is completely flooded. Are people taking a bath in the sink? What the hell are people doing that leaves the counter completely flooded? What's with these dudes that come up to the urinal and the first thing they do is spit in it? Huh? Why are you spitting?
would ya rather they spit on the floor? Back when I worked at car shops, there was always that one guy who dipped, or just liked to spit often...and they never seem to care where they are when they spit....nothing worse than wanting to look up under a car, but you have to pause to mop the floor first cause there is spit all over where you want to lay at.
I absolutely LOVE these threads! My situation at work is grim: 2 urinals side by side next to 2 side by side stalls. Sinks are opposite. I swear our floor has the worst ettiqute ever..... Piss all over the floor. Un-flushed urinals. Backed up sh!tters that are flippin' nasty. Water all over the countertops. Dont even get me started on the smell. Then, without fail, every time I have to drop a deuce (and I always make sure there is nobody in the stall next to the handicap ride) some ass clown comes and sits down to do his business in the stall next to mine. AAAAAAAAAH Why? Come back later for the love of privacy! Recently, if Im not about to **** my pants, I have been heading up to the 11th floor. The traffic up there is virtually non existent, and its been renovated recently too - extra clean! Funny Story: Today Im doing my thing, and OF COURSE some dumbass comes in and grabs the stall right next to mine! Then he GRUNTS, MOANS, and FARTS to his hearts content. Being the ass that I am, I mock him with even louder grunts, moans, and fake farts I make with my armpit. When Im washing up and walking out of the stall, I say loudly "My God I think I lost 20 lbs."
I spit every time before I start pissing. It's just habit now. I'm one of those guys that doesn't like using a urinal just because I get weirded out by standing 6 inches from another guy while my dick is in my hand. Maybe that's just me.
When I was taking a piss one time in the 6th grade, the new kid in school began to take a leak in the urinal next to me. This is what went down... New kid: You're cool. Me: Okay. New kid: Do you want to be my friend? Me: No. The end.
Nothing more annoying than picking an end urinal and having someone else pick the one right next to you. What are people thinking?
I always see people shake hands in the bathroom.. kinda weird. I hope they do know that their friend didn't wash his hands.. OH SNAP YAO JUST TOOK A CHARGE! back on subject.. whenever I see someone I know I just nod and walk away. I see some of my friends after they go make pee pee time, they just briefly pour water on their hands for a split second without even actually washing it. That's why now most of the time I'll give the fist bump instead of shaking hands.
The one stall buffer zone has to be observed, IMO. Nothing is worse than taking a great big dump and some assclown comes in and takes the stall next to you when there are like 2 other available ones. Like I want to smell your feces.
Yes, bathrooms should be just like the soup nazi in Seinfeld. Imagine everyone going to the urinals like this: <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VFIVNwiq8ls&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VFIVNwiq8ls&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>
I know everyone here knows I am Mexican and thought I'd respond to your WeLL-ReSeArChEd story but... how does your MOM know what the workers do in the restroom? I hope she's not the one going in there, yo.
Has anyone had to use one of those trough urinals? I think I've used one at a bar or stadium. Worst idea ever. I also agree there should be absolutely no eye contact, no conversation, and everyone should observe an unspoken rule of 5 ft. of personal space. This includes using stalls and urinals, meaning never take a spot directly next to another person unless it's the last option. We should also have armed guards w/ rifles to enforce said rules. Of course, he must not use direct eye contact, and rather use his peripheral vision while always staring at the ceiling.
You all forgot the number one rule of Bathroom etiquette @ work DO NOT TAKE COMPANY DOCUMENTS INTO THE BATHROOM WITH YOU!!! There is nothing worse than getting an invoice or a memo that smells like the john. Unfortunately, too many of my coworkers do not heed this rule.
I just got a handful of these said documents handed to me... not to mention a guy in one of the stalls on his cellphone talking his lungs out.... It's a shame I recognize the voice too, cept he's too far up for me to say a thing
