http://www.scalzi.com/whatever/004457.html And now, an actual phone call: Me (to Krissy): So, would you mind if I tape bacon to the cat? Krissy: That's a fairly interesting question. What's the purpose here? Me: I put taping bacon to the cat on a list of things I said I was going to do today and people seemed to be skeptical. Krissy: You said you were going to tape bacon to the cat on the Whatever. Me: Yeah. Krissy (audible sigh): Since you are going to do it, and take a picture of it, all I ask is that you take the bacon off right after. All right? Me: Okay. Krissy: You're a strange, strange, strange man.
I'm tired of this mother****ing bacon on this mother****ing cat. First thing that came to mind when I saw the thread title.
You better not piss it off too much, or it will use its bionic laser eyes to blast you through the wall... beautiful cat, BTW...
