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Baby Names Please

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by The Ming Dynasty, Sep 9, 2005.

  1. Asian Sensation

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    Ashtray... Ashtray Smith
    Loc Dog Smith
     
  2. ddly_tng

    ddly_tng Member

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    Name him Dudley. After me :)

    I always liked obscure names too.
     
  3. Xenon

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    Lmao at some of the replies. Chewbacca...heh.

    Some of ya'll may boo and hiss over this one, but how about Drayton? Seriously.
     
  4. giddyup

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    There was an old New Yorker cartoon from 20 years ago of a grade school class photo. The caption read:

    "Jennifer, Scott, Scott, Jennifer, Jennifer, Scott, Jennifer, Scott, Scott, Jennifer, Jennifer, Jennifer, Scott" ... all the way through the whole class roster.

    Having perused these suggestions... my dad was Isaac and my mom was Willie. My brothers and I are William, Richard and Charles.

    My kids all have 3-letter given names: Ned, Amy, Zoe and Ali which couple with an 8-letter last name.

    Then their middle names are much more formal sounding: Christopher, Rebecca, Elizabeth and Justine.

    Depending on which name you use, you sure get a different feeling...
     
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  5. Lil Pun

    Lil Pun Member

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    Albert

    Bob

    Christopher

    Dick

    Eric

    Frank

    George

    Harold

    Ivan

    John

    Kenneth

    Lewis

    Michael

    Nicholas

    Oliver

    Phillip

    Quinton

    Randolph

    Stewart

    Timothy

    Ulysses

    Vincent

    William

    Xavier

    Yancey

    Zachery
     
  6. xlr817

    xlr817 Member

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    How about 1. Larry "Mr. Mean" Smith, 2. Ian, 3. Dylan, 4. Kyle, 5. Luther,
    6. Hank, or 7. Jacob GIRLS: 1. Mai, 2. Cameron, or 3. Alexis.
     
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  8. Fatty FatBastard

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    Seriously; names for kids these days are off the register factor; last name being "Smith, notwithstanding".

    Do you really want a kid in with classmates such as:

    Roll call:

    Priest
    Edgerin
    Ladainian
    Bubba
    Balboa
    Mobley
    Barbosa
    Rocket
    Stormy
    Rattlewhore
    Jim
    Derrick
    Craig
    John
    Robert
    Greg

    You startin' to see a diff in those last few names? Because my son is 6, and he's got teachers thanking God that he's one of the few that has a "normal" name.

    Don't think too hard. And if your wife has a problem, have her talk to a psychologist. Nothing worse than going with what everyone else does...
     
  9. Rashmon

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    Dweezil
    Frunobulax
    Remulac
    Sue
     
  10. MR. MEOWGI

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    At least your names have some character. Her's suck. They remind me of this:


    Name: Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel

    Spouse: Brandine

    Children: Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermott, Jordan, Taylor, Brittany, Wesley, Rumer, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Kendal, Katlin, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kira, Ian, Lauren, Q-bert, Phil

    or this:

    So what if you're going to have a boy? No problem, we've got you covered. There are four types of white trash boys names:

    City Names

    Austin
    Dallas
    Houston

    Classic

    Kyle
    Dustin
    Travis

    NASCAR

    Earl
    Dale
    Tommy
    Bobby
    Cletus

    and the ever-popular Last Names as First Names:

    Dylan
    Conner
    Davis


    STICK WITH ONE OF YOURS (except Stormy)!!!! DON'T BE NORMAL! BALBOA ROCKS!
     
  11. the futants

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    stick with a cross-gender name. it'll make it easy if he decides later that he's a woman trapped in a man's body.
    tracy
    kelly
    leslie
    jan
    kerry
    chris/kris/cris/...
    pat
    dana

    ;)
     
  12. swilkins

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    Agent Smith
     
  13. leehoang

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    Name 'em Lee.
     
  14. mr_gootan

    mr_gootan Member

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    Balzac
    Mobius
    Verbosa
    Crockett
    Strom

    Dyson
    Kanter
    Timber
    Tower
    Ascic
    Ramses
     
  15. leroy

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    Damn straight!

    Or...

    Bong
    Joint
    Roach
    Carb
    Pipe
    Paper


    Joint Smith has a nice ring to it. :p
     
  16. room4rentsf

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    im sorry but I think Martian has the best idea..

    Smith Smith Its quite orginal as I only know two people with similar names.

    Dot Dot
    Tin Tin (his middle name was Ong which he would go by at school)
    Smith Smith or to mix it up Smith John Smith!

    J
     
  17. gucci888

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    Seven or Soda. Courtesy of George Costanza. :)
     
  18. Dubious

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    I hate to play the straight man but I really liked Dawson, and since you are asking for names on a Rocket BBS, Caroll did have a nice off season this year and deserves the honor.

    For boys I like names that end in N or R.
     
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    LaDariusness Jamarilio Capone LaTyrese Emperor Princeton Benzino Humvee.
     
  20. Locke

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    This is classic stuff. Arizalbeth.
     

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