GEORGE: (to the executives) Excuse me. Did you hire the Sunshine Carpet Cleaners? EXECUTIVE 1: Yes. Cleaned up the coffee stain, left by Jerry Seinfield. Wilhelm enters, dressed in the same yellow overall as the other carpet cleaners. George looks stunned. GEORGE: Mr Wilhelm? Wha..what're you doing here? WILHELM: I'm here to clean the carpets. Most of the world is carpeted. And, one day, we will do the cleaning. George lets this sink in, then slowly turns to the leader. GEORGE: (incredulity) Him you brainwashed! What's he got that I don't have?!
I've got the Dungeon Master's Guide. I've got a 12-sided die. I've got Kitty Pryde And Nightcrawler too Waiting there for me. Yes I do, I do. [chorus] In the garage, I feel safe. No one cares about my ways. In the garage where I belong. No one hears me sing this song. In the garage.
I need to find a link to that d&d audio. "Where are the cheetos?" "Can I get a mountain dew?" "It says I have blue eyes but I want grey!"
That D&D stuff must really be satanic. Look what happens to Blood Ninja when he puts on his robe and wizard hat. On another not, that article is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard. It paints real Christians in a terrible light.
Manny, I posted a thread entitled "Please Reassure Me" about three weeks ago about this over in the D&D. God himself could come down and tell my brother that the way he acts is wrong and he still wouldn't believe it. If I hadn't have seen the arrogance in the secular part of his life, then maybe meeting someone like MadMax would help. It has absolutely nothing to do with him being Christian, but merely is respect for others, which he has none. Until he develops that, I want nothing to do with him, and I'm fine with that.
Oh - I'll have to read that thread as I am not reading as many threads over there as I used to. Sorry to hear that, man.
Chick tracts are always hilarious. I'm both a Christian and a Dungeon Master, I personally don't see how an all powerful Omnipotent, Omniprescent God is especially threatened by a bunch of 13 year olds pretending to be Wizards and Fighters. The thing you have to remember is most rabid, evangelical, worship God my way or burn in hell, types is they are intellectual plodders. They are used to being told what to think and what to do. D&D is especially threatening because it encourages creativity and abstract problem solving.
It's so true. I believe I have nearly the entire collection (you can order the entire ensemble at a discount price ). My favorite may be "Doom Town!" There's a page where this sweaty, hairy fat guy sees angels come to his (doomed) town, and he decides with his buddies that it would be a good idea to try to do the angles in their poopers, basically. Not a good idea (no offense, Baqui99). edit: whoops. would you believe I meant "angels," and not "angles." Sheesh.
That was funny. I didn't understand that the message was from christians trying to save people from the evil D&D. I thought that the message was to show how ridiculous D&D can be when kids take it too seriously. Most people that would get this message would not be that familiar with D&D, so they would think that it is this horrible thing. How can people believe in magic and dragons and wizards. Then I thought that the point was that the Christian zealots were so whacked out that they had fallen into in imaginary world based on magic and myths which is very similar to D&D, only more widely accepted. I'm not saying that is what I believe, but at first, I thought that was the message. That's kind of funny.
LMAO. You've got to be kidding. Would you be so kind as to share with the rest of the class (or email it to me, at least)?
if you think about it this all comes down to money. this people dont want to go out and get real jobs. intead they twist and warp something that is suppost to be so they can con them out of there money. freaking sad, ridiculous, and stupid all at the same time.
there is one track about how the Catholic Church is just a false church made up by Satan. http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/5023/5023_01.asp so...yes
