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Awesome Science Experiment

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by mlwoo, May 2, 2008.

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  1. mlwoo

    mlwoo Contributing Member

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    Step 1: Go to the store and get two dark purple PowerAdes.

    Step 2: Drink them both around ten pm.

    Step 3: Wake up the next morning and take a crap.

    Step 4: Notice your new vibrant stool.

    It turns my crap bright, bright green. It's amazing. I thought I had cancer or AIDS or something. I read that dark purple food coloring turns poo green for some reason.
     
    #1 mlwoo, May 2, 2008
  2. steddinotayto

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    That is so NOT jelafied
     
    #2 steddinotayto, May 2, 2008
  3. WhoMikeJames

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    Did you eat any veggies? It's either that or the powerade.
     
    #3 WhoMikeJames, May 2, 2008
  4. mlwoo

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    It's happened four times now. It's the Powerade.
     
    #4 mlwoo, May 2, 2008
  5. Jeremiah

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    You're one in a million, mlwoo.

    Mix in a bunch of multivitamins next time. Your pee will be colorful too.
     
    #5 Jeremiah, May 2, 2008
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    As a member of the National Poop Association I am ashamed that you have revealed one of our secrets. The Book of Poop is sacred.
     
    #6 dntrwl, May 2, 2008
  7. SwoLy-D

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    I've been doing this with Gatorade BLUE mix I have been drinking for lunch-time basketball. My feces is BLUE. Where did you expect all that coloring to go?

    Why is this a SCIENCE experiment? It's just an mlwoo request, methinks. :p
     
    #7 SwoLy-D, May 2, 2008
  8. Rockets2K

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    It is a not-very-cleverly disguised poop thread
     
    #8 Rockets2K, May 2, 2008
  9. Yaozer

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    I like the color brown more than green.

    Eat a lot of spices especially that hot sauce from those Chinese restaurants. Watch your stool turn change into a liquid the next day, or maybe even that night. It's like a volcano.. cool science experiment :)
     
    #9 Yaozer, May 2, 2008
  10. finalsbound

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    Rainbow Blue Bell ice cream. I think it's red, blue, and yellow. After you eat that stuff, you'll be sh!tting bright blue and green. It's a wonder, really.
     
    #10 finalsbound, May 2, 2008
  11. SwoLy-D

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    ^ Nice signature, btw. Now every time I see it, I will think "poop!" :D
     
    #11 SwoLy-D, May 2, 2008
  12. Apollo Creed

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    This made me LOL...but I have painful first hand scientific evidence to support this experiment!
     
    #12 Apollo Creed, May 2, 2008
  13. Yonkers

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    First rule of Poop Club... don't talk about Poop Club. You fail, mlwoo.
     
    #13 Yonkers, May 2, 2008
  14. mlwoo

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    How fast do you think we would get banned if we actually started posting pictures of our crap? I had a good one this morning I took with my phone.
     
    #14 mlwoo, May 5, 2008
  15. v3.0

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    I think a great science experiment is the OP to eat his own poo and record it, the purpose is to find the tolerance of one's tastebuds
     
    #15 v3.0, May 5, 2008
  16. Nice Rollin

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    dude, all you have to do is eat spinich
     
    #16 Nice Rollin, May 5, 2008
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