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Astros New LF!!!

Discussion in 'Houston Astros' started by Bobblehead, Dec 20, 2005.

  1. Bobblehead

    Bobblehead Member

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    Wow McLane only paid $230,000 for this guy!!!
    Awesome!!
    He's over 10 feet tall...real nice with the Crawford boxes behind him.
    He's pretty powerful at the plate....over 250hp.

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    He runs almost 20mph....real fast on the basepaths.
    With over 47,000lb, No way Kendall tries to get in his way.
    Nice slide home!!!!

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    I'm so glad McLane and Purpura are doing things to improve this ballclub.


    You don't like sarcasm people..then screw you!!! :p
     
  2. Hakeem06

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    HILARIOUS!!!!

    i love it. a tractor has become our best offseason move....unbelievable.
     
  3. Joshfast

    Joshfast "We're all gonna die" - Billy Sole
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    Your previous thread is forgiven!

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  4. Rule0001

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    you might need to rest him however. He has the tendency to run out of gas.
     
  5. VesceySux

    VesceySux World Champion Lurker
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    I hear we're in the running to sign Diet Pepsi Machine to replace Clemens.
     
  6. Aceshigh7

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    Classic man. Just classic. :D
     
  7. Mr. Brightside

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    thats friggin hilarious.. :D
     
  8. Mr. Mooch

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    I wonder if he will bat cleanup?
     
  9. Uprising

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    Definetly better than your other thread.
     
  10. superden

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    agreed :D
     
  11. RunninRaven

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    Preliminary reports indicate Milo Hamilton is referring to this new, electric player as "Dozie"
     
  12. russian88

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    That's our "big trade".
     
  13. sums41

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    Very nice!!!
     
  14. Bobblehead

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    Funny. I guess McLane needs to by a pump for the locker room, Or he can use the Conoco Pump in Left.
     
  15. msn

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    You, sir, are a turkey.

    I first saw this at 2am last night, exhausted (and thus not as apt to see a joke coming). The thread title got me all freakin' excited like the big Dalati rumor finally materialized, then I saw a freakin' bulldozer.

    What a sucker punch. Turkey. :p
     
  16. Bobblehead

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    Gobble Gobble
     
  17. right1

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    Maybe Drayton will sign Robert Traylor as our new catcher.
     
  18. pgabriel

    pgabriel Educated Negro

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    "hands, what hands?"
     
  19. Toast

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    I thought of the same exact commercial when opening this thread.

    Awesome! :D
     
  20. Surfguy

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    This is great stuff! :D

    Too bad we cannot hack the Chronicle's website and make this the front page story. Hehe.

    "Astros sign new left fielder, Mr. Caterpillar!"
     

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