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Ashlee Simpson

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by countingcrow, May 24, 2009.

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  1. countingcrow

    countingcrow Member

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    Maybe I am late to the game, but why is it that Jessica gets all the attention when it's so obvious that Ashlee is the hotter of the two?

    I always thought Ashlee was a little on the small side when it came to her breasts and figured Jessica's large breasts were the reason. I was wrong considering that in the pics below it looks as though Ashlee has her beat in that department.

    I guess I just really never noticed how attractive Ashlee is in comparison to Jessica. It looks to me like the wrong sister gets all the press and attention (whether positive or negative).

    Maybe it's just me, but I think Ashlee is SUPER hot. She just does it for me.

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    #1 countingcrow, May 24, 2009
  2. chonox

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    minus make up and minus nose job she was very very VERY average

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    plus she lip syncs
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCeUwu9gOzk

    fail on skill, fail on looks.

    I'll take me some prime jessica simpson anyday


    for fairness heres a non-makeup image of big sis

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    #2 chonox, May 24, 2009
  3. Mr. Brightside

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    I like her with blonde hair. Didn't she marry some guy from the Simpsons or something? I actually prefer gals with smaller breasts. I don't like to be smothered and then DIE.
     
    #3 Mr. Brightside, May 24, 2009
  4. Cannonball

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    I think she married the bass player from Fall Out Boy.
     
    #4 Cannonball, May 24, 2009
  5. Colt45

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    And they named their kid, Bronx Mowgli.
     
    #5 Colt45, May 24, 2009
  6. cardpire

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    i thought she was hotter pre-nosejob. i like chicks with slightly f'd up noses.
     
    #6 cardpire, May 24, 2009
  7. DonnyMost

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    The SNL thing killed her career dead.
     
    #7 DonnyMost, May 24, 2009
  8. Fatty FatBastard

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    She's a talentless bimbo who thinks the world owes her something.

    People like this deserve what they get. I'm tired of "marketing" making someone famous, especially if there isn't talent.

    She wouldn't make it past the first round on American Idol.
     
    #8 Fatty FatBastard, May 24, 2009
  9. moestavern19

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    She's a no talent slute and she's married to the gay emo kid behind that abomination called Fall Out Boy.
     
    #9 moestavern19, May 24, 2009
  10. Fatty FatBastard

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    Jinx. You owe me a Coke.
     
    #10 Fatty FatBastard, May 24, 2009
  11. moestavern19

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    You owe me a line of Coke.
     
    #11 moestavern19, May 24, 2009
  12. Isabel

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    Jessica at least has some talent, by comparison. And hasn't been caught lip synching. Not that this thread is really about that.
     
    #12 Isabel, May 24, 2009
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    but then again who isnt average without makeup?
     
    #13 bamtonio, May 24, 2009
  14. bejezuz

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    Are we talking about Ashlee being hotter than Jessica now, or hotter always. If we're talking always, you can't ignore Jessica circa 2005:

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    #14 bejezuz, May 24, 2009
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    I would take her over Jessica every day of the week and twice on Sunday. And by take, I mean... :eek:
     
    #15 plcmts17, May 24, 2009
  16. rhino17

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    before the work she had done, Ashlee was hideous. She is hot now, but damn was she ugly before
     
    #16 rhino17, May 24, 2009
  17. moligity

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    ... have sexual intercourse with.
     
    #17 moligity, May 24, 2009
  18. plcmts17

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    I meant sing with.
     
    #18 plcmts17, May 24, 2009
  19. ItsMyFault

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    Miley Cyrus... hands down!
     
    #19 ItsMyFault, May 24, 2009
  20. txppratt

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    i do too!

    such a random post, but all of the girls i seem to bang out are gorgeous with slightly off noses...

    i love an interesting nose. :cool:
     
    #20 txppratt, May 24, 2009
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