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approaching a female

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Luckkky, Mar 26, 2009.

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  1. SwoLy-D

    SwoLy-D Member

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    I see. Well, if that is the case... check for engagement ring, check for potential spousal property ("I love [spouse's name]" keychain, family keychain, she's not driving a minivan or has a baby carseat in the sedan, husband is not in the car waiting for her, etc., etc.) and make sure you're not treading on another man's land, sir. I wouldn't recommend that. I catch a lot of guys trying to pick up my wife at places like the ones you mention... it doesn't make a difference... I trust her enough not to make a scene out of it.

    You want to know the EXACT words to say? Can't help you there too much, buddy... but... ok...

    You can try to remember what she ordered that ONE time, then when you see her the next time, say "Hey, [her drink], right? I don't mean to sound weird, but I remember you because... blah blah... and I ordered blah blah... are you in a hurry? maybe I can buy you one next time you stop by here?"... heck, I don't know, man, I can't know how you will say it like that.

    :( #($*&@$ . When you're married and have a family, you come up with these silly ways... but when you're single, to heck if you remember or can concoct something like this... :D it's odd... but I didn't do that, because I probably didn't want to meet EVERY woman I saw when I was single... you know? :cool:
    Black? :D I mean, you're right, madam.
     
  2. eveluvsrox

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    yeah i would give a random guy my number if he approached me in a long line at chipotle as long as he didnt come off as a weirdo.
    just ask you have nothing to lose


    is that how we became friends :)
     
  3. Luckkky

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    LMAO

    IM going to be 30 and single :(
     
  4. Breaker

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    Oh noes, now I'm going to be on the hit list of the GARM version of the Tridents. :p :D



    Just to actually contribute to this thread, you should probably start with eye contact first if you're both already seated. Gauge her reaction with it, either she shows interest by repeatedly looking back at you and looking away when you're looking at her, or she doesn't even glance at you after you shown the sign; which would means mission failed.

    Of course if she shows interest then you would smile whiling glancing at her, and wait til she smiles back, to confirm if she really is digging you. Then you go on from there.

    But hey, what do I know? I'm just getting out of high school and had never dealt with an older chick before.
     
  5. BmwM3

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    Holy crap! Shaud wins!!
     
  6. gwatson86

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    Ask her if she's heard the one about the fat polar bear.

    When she says no, you say "me neither, but it broke the ice."

    ...

    Then whip out your package.
     
  7. Luckkky

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    should i do this ;) ?
     
  8. Shaud

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    :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

    It's pretty normal for a chick to give her number out, you must try to get at some very stuck up chicks or is something you are doing wrong.

    A girl giving out her number is pretty common, how else do you think people end up talking? :confused:
     
  9. Luckkky

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    damn thanks for that one, im really going to use that one..... at the club... when the girls are totally drunk... and dont understand a damn thing...
     
  10. Shaud

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    Ahh the game threads :p

    :cool: :cool:
     
  11. moestavern19

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    DAMN! ShaudMC spits mad game as well as hot fire.
     
  12. CountyClerk

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    Hey luckkky you live in or near west branch by any chance man?
     
  13. Luckkky

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    maybe 15 minutes away, I have plenty of friends that live there and that place use to be my second home, use to play ball at that korean church all the damn time... very friendly back board they have there :D

    why wassup?
     
  14. Hayesfan

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    Shaud just has to say... "Hey" and the girl hands over her phone to put in his digits...

    since we all know he's a looker, just check out his myspace page! ;)

    Other guys have to work to get a girls number Shaud! LOL
     
  15. CountyClerk

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    I saw your pic with Artest and you look like somebody that live in wb
     
  16. MoonDogg

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    If you approach from the darkness, they won't see you coming....
     
  17. Luckkky

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    probaly confused me with all them other asians that live there, got a name by any chance?
     
  18. Breaker

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    LOL.

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  19. No Worries

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    Tell her nose looks funny, while her *ss is smoking white hot. :)

    Seriously, SwoLy-D first reply is on the mark. Talk to everybody. If a women hears you talking to everybody else, they wont freak when you talk to them.
     
  20. BmwM3

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    Shaud has trained you well.
     

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