I was helping my cousin move into his new apartment today. He wanted to go to Costco to get a new TV. After we had gotten the TV onto one of their carts, we went to stand in line. While we were waiting in line, one of the store managers comes over and asks my cousin how much he was paying for the TV. My cousin told him it was around 1400. The manager then replied "Thats a f***ing steal man." I think that is the first time I have ever heard anyone in sales curse in front of a customer. We couldn't stop laughing about it.
I had a cashier at Wal-Mart tell me and my girlfriend that her brother-in-law was a real big *******. She had just started working there a couple days before that so I guess she's lucky that didn't offend me because she might have been fired.
KRAMER: Hey, Jerry! Listen, I need you to come downstairs, help me get my stuff outta the car. JERRY: What stuff? KRAMER: I just came from the price club. I'm loaded up, baby. JERRY: All right. What are you, outta your mind? Look at this. What did you buy here? You will never be able to finish all this stuff. KRAMER: Course I will. These are staples. JERRY: A four-pound can of black olives? That's a staple? KRAMER: Lindsay olives, Jerry. JERRY: A forty-eight pack of Eggo waffles? A gallon of barbecue sauce? Ten pounds of cocktail meatballs? KRAMER: $17.50. You can't beat that. JERRY: Look...look at this can of tuna! KRAMER: Yeah. Star Kist, Jerry. Most tuna don't make their cut. JERRY: This isn't for a person. This is for Biosphere 3.
I was doing remote support and had the customer on speaker while his pc restarted but neither of us were saying much. So in walks the head network admin and says something along the lines of, " DO YOU BELIVE THIS F$@KING BULLSHIITE?" He said it loud and before I could warn him that I was on the phone. After the admin left I apologized to the client as best I could, the really funny part is when we got him logged on his wallpaper said 89.3 God Listens which is a local christian radio station ... ooops
