Dallas,Texas- The Associated Press has issued an Amber Alert for one Dirk Nowitzki.He's listed as 7ft. tall, 245 lbs. and, has messy hair. He was last seen in the regular season scoring points and, helping his team win.It is beleived he may be traveling I-45 between Houston and Dallas.He was beleived to be last seen with a group of Old School Killers popularly known as the Houston Rockets.He may also be dilusional and have a shaky right hand.The subject may also be traveling with a home-made doll in the image of one Steve Nash, formerly of the Dallas Mavericks. If u think you have spotted this individual please approach him, as he is not dangerous. If you are unsure if this is him or not please do the following:Ask him who he is looking for. If he mumbleson Nelson, Avery Johson,Ryan Bowen or ,that t-Mac guy you've found him.If that doesn't work ask him what he is looking for. If he responds with: his touch, the rim or his ballls then you've found him.Please direct him to the nearest airport where he has a ticket waiting in his name to his home land of Germany, for his season is over. Thank you!!! I found this on another board and i thought i'd pass it along here. I think a spurs fan made it and posted it in the mavs forum. Got some good laughs
I don't think he was necessarily implying a causal relationship. Just that it probably comes from an ESPN board, and that it is crap. I think that's safe to say.
Even I'll admit it's crap, i probaly should have just put it into another thread and not have started a thread on it but it wasnt suppose to be serious or anything, just a quick laugh BTW: I did see this is on ESPN message board
