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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by no_answer, Aug 1, 2003.

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Are strip clubs worth the cover charge?

  1. Yeah

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  2. Nope

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  3. Never been

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  1. no_answer

    no_answer Member

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    I've personally never had the urge to go. If I am missing out maybe I should get my guy to take me to one, but i'm pretty sure the circus is more exciting.
     
  2. FLAGRANT1

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    Where do you live?
     
  3. Lil Pun

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    It's "where ARE you live". Everybody knows that!
     
  4. no_answer

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    Ah, yes. Where am I live? Houston.
     
  5. AntiSonic

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    Let's see, you can

    A) Go to a strip club and pay for the privilege of watching naked women dance that you can't touch

    or

    B) Get internet p*rn for free

    As Tim Allen said, it's like going to a restaurant and paying to look at a plate of food.
     
  6. FLAGRANT1

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    If you have never been wait till football season and go to Treasures or St James for Monday night Football or just go on any Thursday night in the winter time it's only 6 bucks but it will change your life. I don't want to jinx it but by the end of the Year I might be managing one. Look out for some interesting Rockets promotions around town this season.:cool:

    Touching has never been a problem in Houston.
     
  7. no_answer

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    Well im not really interested in touching another woman. I'm just talking about the experiance. I've always imagined ghetto girls with bruises and funky boob jobs "dancing" around like they're cracked out.
     
  8. FLAGRANT1

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    Yes there are "degrees" of clubs but if you go to a Nice club: Mens Club,Treasures, Gold Cup you just might get hooked. Free food and beautiful women...............


    Enjoy
     
  9. neXXes

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    I'm just curious (I don't care to find out for myself), and I thought some of you might know because there's a sign in front of Caligula 21 that's been bothering me and my friends for some time... How can Caligula claim to have 200+ dancers? If they really have 200 dancers, I'm guessing none of them work that much?
     
  10. fadeaway

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    Perhaps the bartender and wait staff dance for you too.
     
  11. RIET

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    The cover is usually free. Just look in the Houston Press. It's the drinks that kill you.

    There's no difference between going to a good comedy club and going to a good strip joint. You leave drunk with a big a smile on your face.
     
  12. no_answer

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    Someone voted no, elaborate please.
     
  13. FLAGRANT1

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    Don't go to Caligula. I met Scotty Pippen and Mark Bryant there once. I beg to differ about there being no such thing as a good club. Would you rather get dances from the Miami Heat dancers or the Miami Heat.
     
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  14. no_answer

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    Do they have any clubs in Houston where males and females both dance?
     
  15. Space Ghost

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    i don't think that would please both sexes very much.

    Tim Allen is the strip club king himself. amusing it comes from him.

    Also, why goto a bar and drink to stare at ugly chics when you can goto a strip club and at least see them nakid?
     
  16. Timing

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    I just don't get the whole strip club fascination. Paying women to take their clothes off for you is just so... scazzy.
     
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    Never been a big strip club guy. From my experience, it's just a bunch of coked up, bitter, man-hating skanks with fake honkers teasing you for money. Better to find a chick that digs you instead of your wallet.
     
  19. Dubious

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    Why not? They are so beautiful.

    Ahem, if you are a woman, not only will you not have to pay a cover at a strip club, you will not have to pay for your own drinks or lap dances. Men are so nice!

    The dancers can be very beautiful and very nice, or they can be very beautiful, coked out, duplicitous man-haters. Either way, yes , they want your money, that is how they make their living.

    So go to the bar, sit right beside one of the side stages, sip your $9 drink (with tip) very slowly, hand out lot's of $1 bills, let your head fill with delicious fantasies for an hour or two and enjoy!

    I'd pass on the lap dances unless they are the the "10 seconds for a dollar" specials. And do not buy a bunch of drinks for a dancer thinking you want her to get to know the real you. You are in a strip club, not exactly the best 'first impression' for a girl.
     
  20. Kam

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    What is the Gold Cup like? I have always wanted to go there. I live near that fine facility.
     

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