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  1. rockHEAD

    rockHEAD Member

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    Groove House News (GHN)

    (GHN) - In recent documents uncovered by GHN, The Rockets Organization has been exposed for making large monetary payments, about 6 million dollars, to the al-Cato organization. These payments were agreed upon for a total of 7 years. One payment has supposedly been made. The head of al-Cato, Kel vin Laden, has been on the run, but not running, just sort of jogging, slowly. According to al-Cato, Kel vin Laden just wants to win basketball games, but has not been spotted on the court and is supposedly in hiding in far away caves. Rumors from members of the al-Cato organization that a tall man was seen riding off in a purple Bentley, but those are uncomfirmed. Currently there is a ongoing multi-national effort to bring peace, harmony and good luck to al-Cato but Kel vin Laden has had limited communication with the media.

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  2. GB_Rocket

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    LOL!

    I thought the head of al-Cato was called Kelvin bone Idle :D :p
     

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