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AK47 Allowed to Cheat

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by Two Sandwiches, Mar 2, 2006.

  1. Two Sandwiches

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    His wife told him he's allowed one night out of every year to spend with another woman. "As long as I know about it, it's not cheating."

    http://sltrib.com/sports/ci_3561131
     
  2. ktvoss

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  3. Clutch

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    In other news, the Utah Jazz have created another fictional stat: The 6 x 5.
     
  4. CBrownFanClub

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    This sounds confusing. It is my impression that NBA players do not enjoy having sexual intercourse with women to whom they are not married.
     
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    Good girl.
     
  6. OldManBernie

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    I'm willing to bet that she's sleeping around while AK is out.
     
  7. halfbreed

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    My thoughts exactly...it's the oldest trick in the book.
     
  8. 3814

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    "What's forbidden is always desirable. And athletes, particularly men, are susceptible to all the things they are offered," Lopatova said before the Jazz's loss to Charlotte on Wednesday. "It's the same way raising children - If I tell my child, 'No pizza, no pizza, no pizza,' what does he want more than anything? Pizza."

    uh...yeh, but...

    ...you also can't get away with only giving a kid one piece of pizza. after one slice, the kid will want more than he did before you gave him any.
     
  9. 3814

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    i also found it funny that the article talked about kirilenko's allowance to have sex on the road for the first half...and then without any transition it talked about his sore lower back.

    looks like he took his allowance.
     
  10. TMac640

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    yeah but not if you lock him in a cage.

    studies have shown...
     
  11. Achilleus

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    Who would want to sleep with him, anyhow ?

    [​IMG]

    Besides the money...

    Maybe he has a good personality. Yeesh...
     
  12. tigermission1

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    They don't call him AK47 for nothing ;)
     
  13. tigermission1

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    LOL! Man, do you ever make a serious post? Seriously...do you have a serious side or is this how you get through life?

    Are you and Rule001 related?
     
  14. TMac640

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    It's a perfectly valid solution, what's wrong with locking your kid in a cage?

    He can't get any pizza in there can he? No.

    Remember when proving a point, ALWAYS make up statistics.

    Good luck.
     
  15. 3814

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    TMac640

    i'm surprised you didn't come into this thread to offer AK47 "DEEZ NUTS"
     
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    am I the only one who everytime I look at him and can't stop thinking:

    "I must break you."

    Or

    "If he dies, he dies."

    or random other Rocky 4 quotes???
     
  17. tigermission1

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    LMAO! No, you're not the only weirdo :D

    Sometimes, I think the same thing about Yao.

    "I must break you" in heavy Russian accent must be one of the greatest one-liners to ever grace Hollywood.
     
  18. TMac640

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    3814, you do know your opinion doesn't count since canada isn't a real country?
     
  19. Rule0001

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    I require a mass orgy with AK's wife and Anna Benson.
     
  20. AMS

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    stupid woman.
     

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