Jerry : "That must've been one magic loogie!" ------------------ Yugo grills, Yugo mills, Check out the oil my Yugo spills...
Kramer : Well, if anyone should know about women..... Mickey : what the hell is that supposed to mean ? Kramer : You've been married three times. Mickey : Alright. That's it ! It's go time !! ------------------ "norm, would you like to buy an indian scalp ? This deal isn't gonna make or break me Norm, so don't jerk me around." Harry Carey "Norm, if I had a mohawk scalp, I wouldn't be sitting here talking to you."
Puddy (to Elaine): "I'm going to go take a shower. I'll come back, we'll make out." ~~~~~ Puddy: "Why can't dip be a meal? Why do you always have to have it with something? I don't understand stuff like that." ~~~~~ Jerry (heckling a girl at work): "Hey, those are nice sandals. You know, it's always good to have that aroma of feet going in the office. 'Hey everybody, let's go down to Toby's office and check out her bunions!'"
"She eats her peas, one at a time!" "Keith, what I always wondered is, with all these teams flying around all the time, don't you think there'd be a plane crash? A whole team would just suddenly be wiped out" "Who's this chuck?" ------------------ "Up and down, inside out, outside in, some you lose some you win" -- DMB -> "Sweet Up and Down"
"Oh no, don't tell me . . . velvet?" "It's the real deal, Jerry" "She's seen you in this thing?" "We just had sex!" "I DON'T LIKE THIS THING!! AND HERE'S WHAT I'M DOING WITH IT!" ------------------ "Up and down, inside out, outside in, some you lose some you win" -- DMB -> "Sweet Up and Down"
Jerry: "there was no pick" I love the episode where George tries to get his co-workers to call him "T-Bone" and they end up calling him "Co-Co" "That is one ugly baby" "Cinnamon babka... the lesser babka"
"You got a question, you ask the eight ball" "Summer of George" ------------------ Ceo of the Walt Williams and Lisa Malosky fan club. atheistalliance.org [This message has been edited by DEANBCURTIS (edited April 16, 2001).]
I love this!! I watch this show nearly every weeknight before retiring for sleep. Is it just me or does WB 39 show the same twenty to thirty episodes every month? I mean, I keep seeing the same episodes over and over again. I think there are over 120 episodes of that show...why in the world do we keep seeing the same ones over and over and over again. Come on, Channel 39!!! Help me out!!! At our offices very little work gets done before we go over the key quotes from the episode on the previous night! ------------------
"you're breathtaking." ------------------ "norm, would you like to buy an indian scalp ? This deal isn't gonna make or break me Norm, so don't jerk me around." Harry Carey "Norm, if I had a mohawk scalp, I wouldn't be sitting here talking to you."
MadMax -- I think there are around 200 episodes. I taped it for about a year, and I've got about 150 commercial-free episodes (about 10 6-hour tapes) that I watch all the time.
Kramer - I prepared it as I bathed. Kramer - My friend Jay Rumenschnider eats horse all the time, he gets it from his butcher. George - Its like dicovering plutonium, by accident! ------------------ "Of course, thats just my opinion, I could be wrong" -- Dennis Miller
Puddy: "All signs point to YES!" --- Elaine: "They read." Jerry: "I read!" Elaine: "Books Jerry." Jerry: "Oh...big deal." --- Frank: "You've got the rooster, the hen and the chicken. The rooster has sex with the hen. Who's having sex with the chicken? Something's missing!" Susan's Mother: "Something's missing alright." --- Peterman: "Elaine, you don't like the English Patient?" Elaine: "I HATE IT!" Movie-goer: "Shhhhhh." Elaine: "OH, GO TO HELL!!!" --- Elaine: "And the sex, I mean, in a bathtub? Gimme something I can use!" --- Frank: "SERENITY NOW!" George: "Did he say to yell it?" Frank: "He didn't specify." ------------------ And then, depression set in...
Mulva? ------------------ "Playing with Steve makes my job so much easier, "He's such a complete player. He has some great moves and shoots from the outside and in the post. We communicate well on the floor." - Hakeem Olajuwon "It's great to have that inside-outside balance," Francis said. "We've tried to get that all season, with Hakeem and me clicking at the same time.
my all-time favorite: Kramer: "After he heckled Toby, she got so upset she ran out of the building and a street sweeper ran over her foot and severed her pinky-toe." George: "That's unbelievable!" Kramer: "Yeah, then after the ambulance left, I found the toe. So, I put it in a Cracker Jack box, filled it with ice and took off for the hospital." Jerry: "You ran?" Kramer: "No, I jumped on the bus. I told the driver, 'I got a toe here buddy. Step on it!'" George: "Holy cow!" Kramer:"Yeah yeah, then all of a sudden this guy pulls out a gun. Well, I knew any delay's gonna cost her her pinky-toe, so I got out of the seat and I started walking towards him. He says, 'Where do you think you're going, Cracker Jack?' I says, 'Well, I got a little prize for you, buddy.' Pwaa! Pwaa! Keeyah! Knocked him out cold!" Jerry: "How could you do that?" Kramer: "Yeah, then everybody is screaming because the driver, he's passed out because of all the commotion. The bus is out of control! So I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel... Now I'm driving the bus!" George: "You're Batman." Kramer: "Yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts choking me. So, I'm fighting him off with one hand and I kept driving the bus with the other. Then I managed to open up the door and I kicked him out the door with my foot at the next stop." Jerry: "You kept making all the stops?" Kramer: "Well, people kept ringing the bell!" George: "What about the toe? What happened to the toe?" Kramer: "Well, I am happy to say that the little guy is back in place at the end of the line." Jerry: "You did all this for a pinky-toe?" Kramer: "Well, it's a valuable appendage
Do you not remeber the episode when Jerry can't remember the name of the girl he is dating? He knows it rhymes with a female body part though...... HAHAHA. Wasn't there a lawsuit over this one? btw, Jerry: "DOLORES!!!!" ------------------ O-da-lally, O-da-lally, Golly what a day.
No lawsuit over that. There were lawsuits over hot coffee, cigarette stained teeth and Sue Ellen Mitchke, the braless wonder (also, the heiress to the O'Henry candy bar fortune). Man, Jamcracker, THAT was awesome!!! ------------------ And then, depression set in...
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"Rochelle Rochelle- a young womans journey from milan to minsk" ------------------ "Playing with Steve makes my job so much easier, "He's such a complete player. He has some great moves and shoots from the outside and in the post. We communicate well on the floor." - Hakeem Olajuwon "It's great to have that inside-outside balance," Francis said. "We've tried to get that all season, with Hakeem and me clicking at the same time.
"Who put the lid on the cup? YOU didn't put the lid on the cup, they put the lid on the cup. Who MADE the lid, you didn't make the lid...."-jackie "theyre real and theyre spectacular" "I turn them into lesbians, Kramer Brings em back!" - george ------------------ "Playing with Steve makes my job so much easier, "He's such a complete player. He has some great moves and shoots from the outside and in the post. We communicate well on the floor." - Hakeem Olajuwon "It's great to have that inside-outside balance," Francis said. "We've tried to get that all season, with Hakeem and me clicking at the same time.
not a lawsuit on the show Jeff, in real life. I think a guy at work was talking about the Mulva episode and a female coworker over heard it and complained about sexual harrassment and got the guy fired. BTW Jeff, I know you're anti-Napster but there are a lot of mp3s on there that are snippets from TV shows like Seinfeld, The Simpsons, SNL, etc. that aren't available in disc form. there's one i downloaded titled "70 Ralph Wiggum Sayings" that's a pretty good audio compilation of RW quotes. [This message has been edited by outlaw (edited April 17, 2001).]
