First time I've come back to the board after a few drinks. (Actually, a magnum and then some...) My apologies to all who expect this to be a night of craziness. I typically go over to my folks on Thursdays for a game night. We enjoyed London broil with broccoli and a baked potato followed by playing scrabble and talking shop. One of the many things I enjoy is being able to still have fun with them. That said, we drink... A lot. Soo, i should be up an extra hour or so. I wish I had a good story to tell y'all about anything recent, but I've been trying to calm down a bit. I apologize to all. I still have stories in me, perhaps this weekend. A girl has already asked me to join her wearing my outfit from last year for Halloween, which was nothing but a button down, whitie-tighties and sunglasses. (Dorky-D knows the movie: Difficulty-moronic.)
If I could neg rep you for lame stories, I would. C'mon, fatty....go lose a class ring or something!! :grin:
I won, but it depends on what you would call "best word." I had Zen on a triple letter score, so that ended up being the highest scoring word. I think slowly was the longest word tonight.
Bah, did I ever tell y'all about the stewardess story? It's funny because I'm one of the speakers at this rehearsal dinner next weekend, and I've been banned from saying anything about it. (which, of course makes me want to at least hint at it.) Anyway, we were all 18 and my friend was about to go into the army. But he and his dad had the same name, so we were off to Cancun. We get there about 8 a.m. and get into the Presidential Club at the airport due to his dad's card. So we're drinking screwdrivers for at least 2 hours before the flight. By the time the flight arrives, we're pretty buzzed, so we all come up with the idea that we're minor league hockey players. That way we can be obnoxious idiots, but nobody really knows us. Anyway, we spend the entire flight being obnoxious idiots and flirting with the stewardess. By the time the flight is over, we give her our hotel information and tell her we will be there for the next 5 days. We think nothing of it. 2 DAYS later, we have a red button on our phone lighting up. We call the front desk and she says she will be joining us in the evening that night. (Two things: We all said we were 21 (hell I remember making out with a 27 year old that trip...) but we were all 18-19. OH! And this was Cancun, so we were able to upgrade to a two story, 3 balcony suite for $80.) So she shows up and we are all drinking, and she decides to play a "drinking" game. I still find it funny because one of the things obviously had to do with age. (we all passed by saying 69, so there you have it. This is an old story...) Anyway, we end up going to some club called BaBoom, IIRC. It's been a while. Regardless, I end up taking her back to the hotel an hour or so later. We ended up going into one of the bedrooms. I found out later that the groom to be was hopping from balcony to balcony to see what she looked like naked. After I was done we all were talking and drinking in the living/kitchen area. My hopper friend asked me to go into the bedroom to do a threesome, so we pushed the double beds together and waited. After 5 minutes we went to see what was keeping her, and lo and behold, she was having sex with our other friend on the couch. So we all laughed about it the next day, but our soon to be groomsmen kept her # and as odd as it was, she lived in the same apt. complex I lived in. This was unfortunately back in the days of landlines, but fortunately in the times of the mute button. So whenever my buddy would talk to her (which was always when 3-10 folks were there) I'd hit the mute button and say "slut." All she heard was silence followed by laughter. Some say silence isn't golden. Sometimes it is. /end rambling.
Fatty, as a fellow insomniac, I am glad to have you back. There were just no decent threads at nighttime anymore
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The patented FFB random non sequitur. Oh, how I've missed thee. But yeah, FFB, you should have gone to the D&D and started a war or something. This thread is a little disappointing.
