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    [Official] Astros @ Athletics

    I'm not watching this lopsided POS any longer. You call me when the f-ing bats f-ing show up.
    Post by: Surfguy, Jun 19, 2025 at 10:06 PM in forum: Houston Astros
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    [Official] Astros @ Athletics

    "I need a Frosty, Wendy! I'm hurting real bad!!!" [IMG]
    Post by: Surfguy, Jun 19, 2025 at 10:00 PM in forum: Houston Astros
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    [Official] Astros @ Athletics

    omg jeremy what are you swinging at there.
    Post by: Surfguy, Jun 19, 2025 at 9:44 PM in forum: Houston Astros
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    [Official] Astros @ Athletics

    well f**k.
    Post by: Surfguy, Jun 19, 2025 at 9:39 PM in forum: Houston Astros
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    [Official] Astros @ Athletics

    “Bust out another thousand, sir, for the problem with the XXXXXXXX!”, says the RV Service guy. (First line of twenty)
    Post by: Surfguy, Jun 19, 2025 at 7:58 PM in forum: Houston Astros
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    Fire Espada

    ‘Fire up some Empanadas’ cleverly disguised thread.
    Post by: Surfguy, Jun 19, 2025 at 2:24 PM in forum: Houston Astros
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    The Official President Trump Thread - Second Term Edition

    he be like, “I need a Diet Coke!” Or he be dreaming that. He’s pushing the internal Diet Coke button wishing he was at his desk in the WH. “I need...
    Post by: Surfguy, Jun 19, 2025 at 2:20 PM in forum: BBS Hangout: Debate & Discussion
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    [official] Ted Cruz Self-Humiliation of the Day Thread

    So, one jagass did his homework on Iran the night before and another jagass didn't. That was a total set-up. Tucker is a parody of a news guy. It...
    Post by: Surfguy, Jun 19, 2025 at 11:29 AM in forum: BBS Hangout: Debate & Discussion
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    [Official] Astros @ Athletics

    Totally missed the game and fell asleep early after watching “RV Nightmare” videos on YouTube. I did learn that buying a new RV is an exercise for...
    Post by: Surfguy, Jun 19, 2025 at 6:58 AM in forum: Houston Astros
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    Israel conducts preemptive airstrikes hitting Iranian targets

    So, Tehran gonna look like Gaza after a while? Israel had a little Gaza going on where their missiles hit.
    Post by: Surfguy, Jun 18, 2025 at 7:32 PM in forum: BBS Hangout: Debate & Discussion
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    Israel conducts preemptive airstrikes hitting Iranian targets

    It’s Israel’s war. Let them keep fighting it if they control the skies. It’s already costing this broke nation millions upon millions of dollars...
    Post by: Surfguy, Jun 18, 2025 at 9:29 AM in forum: BBS Hangout: Debate & Discussion
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    {BREAKING} Dave Smith calls for Trumps impeachment

    Former Astros pitcher Dave Smith...wasn't he our closer at one time? That's what I thought initially. lol
    Post by: Surfguy, Jun 17, 2025 at 10:25 AM in forum: BBS Hangout: Debate & Discussion
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    Israel conducts preemptive airstrikes hitting Iranian targets

    So, this doesn't seemingly end until MOABs destroy the underground facility or Iran gives up their Uranium stockpile and dismantles the facility...
    Post by: Surfguy, Jun 17, 2025 at 10:23 AM in forum: BBS Hangout: Debate & Discussion
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    Things That Annoy You

    Is Amazon Prime Same Day a scam/sham? Every same day order I've placed that says will ship today during this hourly window when ordered is...
    Post by: Surfguy, Jun 16, 2025 at 6:32 PM in forum: BBS Hangout
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    Things That Annoy You

    I'm annoyed when birds nest in a 7' tall shrub right next to the pool/spa. There's only one good way to go there, birdies, and it's away from the...
    Post by: Surfguy, Jun 16, 2025 at 11:22 AM in forum: BBS Hangout