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    2025 Season Astros General Discussion Thread

    Many years ago I did incredibly dumb stuff like send money to wise guys by western union for them to give me picks on games to bet on. I did that...
    Post by: Stoic Rob, Jun 4, 2025 in forum: Houston Astros
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    Cam Smith: The Aircraft Carrier

    Thank you man. I laughed incredibly hard at this.
    Post by: Stoic Rob, Mar 19, 2025 in forum: Houston Astros
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    Astros trade Kyle Tucker to Cubs

    FIFY (Sorry Marwin, and your top of the 9th homerun in the mother f’n World Series off of Jansen, IN LA, without the aid of the trash can, to tie...
    Post by: Stoic Rob, Mar 11, 2025 in forum: Houston Astros
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    [Official] Texans Offseason Thread

    That pic gets me every single time
    Post by: Stoic Rob, Mar 4, 2025 in forum: Houston Texans
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    [Official] Astros Off Season Thread

    Hilarious! And huge bonus points for any reference to the late great Chris Farley
    Post by: Stoic Rob, Feb 23, 2025 in forum: Houston Astros
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    [Official] Astros Off Season Thread

    MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! To all my fellow clutchfans! (Yea I know, insert gif “Who the fook is that guy?”). 25 year lurker (cringe) let’s end the...
    Post by: Stoic Rob, Dec 25, 2024 in forum: Houston Astros
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    Battle for the 2024 AL West division

    I remember following the streak and watching the lead shrink by a game every day and thinking “we actually have a chance at history”. That last...
    Post by: Stoic Rob, Aug 27, 2024 in forum: Houston Astros
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    Astros acquire Yusei Kikuchi

    This just cannot be. Few things still shock me, but this would certainly qualify. There absolutely must be more to this
    Post by: Stoic Rob, Jul 29, 2024 in forum: Houston Astros
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    Astros acquire Yusei Kikuchi

    This has GOT to be the kicker here
    Post by: Stoic Rob, Jul 29, 2024 in forum: Houston Astros
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    Burt Steele Bomb!

    Isn’t it crazy how these always actually end up on a deadine of Tuesday around 5pm? Lolol
    Post by: Stoic Rob, Jul 29, 2024 in forum: Houston Astros
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    2024 Astros Draft Pick Tracker

    This is one of my favorite yearly threads, appreciate ya @tellitlikeitis
    Post by: Stoic Rob, Jul 16, 2024 in forum: Houston Astros
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    Next Texans Head Coach (and GM)

    It says a LOT, that so many of us are wary of the “interception” here
    Post by: Stoic Rob, Jan 31, 2023 in forum: Houston Texans
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    [Official] Astros Off Season

    In the words of the great ol’ Pace Picante Sauce cowboy, “Get a rope”….
    Post by: Stoic Rob, Dec 26, 2022 in forum: Houston Astros
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    [Official] Astros Off Season

    Lol, you just couldn’t hold it in anymore, could ya )))
    Post by: Stoic Rob, Nov 18, 2022 in forum: Houston Astros
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    [Official] Astros Off Season

    Think about it this way: There are 15 teams in the AL, with approximately 13 (8 position, 5 starters) players per team with any real chance of an...
    Post by: Stoic Rob, Nov 17, 2022 in forum: Houston Astros