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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Pen15clubber, Jun 14, 2017.

  1. Pen15clubber

    Pen15clubber Member

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    So I've got 5 shitty dogs in my front yard barking at my door because they know my dogs are inside. It's 2:30 in the morning these dogs have been on my porch since midnight barking and scratching at my door The animal control where I'm at is closed. Should I call the police or not be a b****? My other option is to get my pits and just roll out the front door and just throw ****ing arms until we get these piss ants the **** off my property. I don't have my Bb or air soft guns at my house either. The neighbors that own these dogs are on meth. Look like Trevor from gta 5. So should I toss hands with my pups or what the **** do I do? I have been trying to get this 5.5 to go home for an hour and a half but she is afraid to get bit
     
  2. ThatBoyNick

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    Turn the water hose on them fam.

    In all seriousness absolutely do not try to fight the dogs nor have your dogs fight them. You may end up injured, your dogs may end up severely injured or dead. I'd just try to scare them off somehow.
     
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  3. Pen15clubber

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    Welp, my dog ended up breaking a window to try and get at them so that's what I'll be dealing with for the rest of the night.

    And just so we are clear I wouldn't orchestrate a dog fight. I was going to toss arms tho
     
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  4. Exiled

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    hmmm....not sure if paper sprays will help , but I'm almost certain your neighbours are having spiritual times b/c magic mushrooms hits some mighty spot
     
  5. cheke64

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    What neighborhood is this?
     
  6. Daddy Long Legs

    Daddy Long Legs H- Town Harden

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    go outside and leave food somewhere else lmao.
     
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  7. ThatBoyNick

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    Toss arms with 5 dogs?

    My god, you'll end up loosing your pen15 clubbing arm.

    I say just board your self in for the night and wreck that 5.5 so hard that she walks out a 4.5 tomorrow morning.
     
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  8. Pen15clubber

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    I'm in Laporte baby it's the fuggin jungle out here.
     
  9. Pen15clubber

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    I saw one of my neighbors trying this and 2 of the dogs started fighting over the food. I might let them destroy each other. It's so damn Loud
     
  10. Pen15clubber

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    She gone
     
  11. Daddy Long Legs

    Daddy Long Legs H- Town Harden

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    don't hurt them ho'es though. they need to be scooped up haha
     
  12. Pen15clubber

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    They got their children taken a couple days ago so I guess this is the next step
     
  13. Jontro

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    call cops or dark chocolate if you have some
     
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    What did you end up doing? Please tell me you didn't follow Jontro's advice and give them dark chocolate. That would be...dark.
     
  15. jsingles

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    Heeeeeeeyo!
     
  16. don grahamleone

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    Club them with 15 pens.
     
  17. LosPollosHermanos

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    Beggin strips solves all my problems. Also the water hose thing should work
     
  18. CometsWin

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    I've used a spray bottle of ammonia. As soon as a dog gets a whiff of that they take off, works like a charm. Also an air horn will scare the **** out of dogs but of course it will scare your own dogs as well, so...
     
  19. ThatBoyNick

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    Guys he posted this two days ago.

    If he's still trapped inside his house he's going to need someone to go drop off some groceries.
     
  20. Mr. Brightside

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    Report shots fired. Let the police take care of them dogs. Go back to sleep and hit up a 6.5 tomorrow on Bumble.
     

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