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Should I watch the Texans today or hit my head with a hammer?

Discussion in 'Houston Texans' started by Furious Jam, Sep 20, 2020.

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Should I watch the Texans today or hit my head with a hammer?

  1. Watch the Texans

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  2. Hit your head with a hammer

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  1. Furious Jam

    Furious Jam Contributing Member

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    Should I watch the Texans today or instead just hit my head over & over again with a hammer?

    Hammer cons: bruising, possible brain damage, hard to drink beer while being hit with a hammer

    Hammer pros: physical activity, possible blackouts, less painful than watching the Texans

    Your votes will decide!
     
    #1 Furious Jam, Sep 20, 2020
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  2. raining threes

    raining threes Member

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    Finish your beer then go with option B.

    I'm going to watch golf and flip back and forth occasionally.
     
    #2 raining threes, Sep 20, 2020
  3. Spacemoth

    Spacemoth Contributing Member

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    The internet will always tell you to hurt yourself.
     
    #3 Spacemoth, Sep 20, 2020
  4. MadMax

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    potato...patata.
     
    #4 MadMax, Sep 20, 2020
  5. Furious Jam

    Furious Jam Contributing Member

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    What's funny is that Google ads are now trying to sell me a bunch of hammers. It's like the universe is telling me something.
     
    #5 Furious Jam, Sep 20, 2020
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  6. Buck Turgidson

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    Why not both?
     
    #6 Buck Turgidson, Sep 20, 2020
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  7. Buck Turgidson

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    I've never had a hammer with a contoured grip and magnetic nail starter...they look nice.

    Fun fact: if you start a thread about Bill O'Brien you'll get ads for a sack of hammers.
     
    #7 Buck Turgidson, Sep 20, 2020
  8. Bobbythegreat

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    You beat me to it.
     
    #8 Bobbythegreat, Sep 20, 2020
  9. DatRocketFan

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    Dramatic much.
     
    #9 DatRocketFan, Sep 20, 2020
  10. clos4life

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    Realistic more than dramatic, definitely wise. Take the hammer young Padawan, save yourself some brain damage that way.
     
    #10 clos4life, Sep 20, 2020
  11. juanm34

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    I watched up until they showed O’Brien on the sideline.....
    I knew right then we didn’t have a chance....
     
    #11 juanm34, Sep 20, 2020
  12. TheRealist137

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    I’m jealous that you chose to hit your head with a hammer today. Which I had done the same.
     
    #12 TheRealist137, Sep 20, 2020
  13. Juxtaposed Jolt

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    OP was last seen 4h 32m ago.

    Did...did we all just commit involuntary manslaughter?
     
    #13 Juxtaposed Jolt, Sep 20, 2020
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  14. STR8Thugg

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    hammer
     
    #14 STR8Thugg, Sep 28, 2020
  15. Jturbofuel

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    You mean you don't want to indulge yourself watching the genius of BOB's team building in action. I know they suck in the games but they practice well.
     
    #15 Jturbofuel, Sep 28, 2020
  16. Uprising

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    How about that exciting 2nd half....hopefully you didn't miss that display of offensive power. BOB had an excellent game plan, incredible play calling.
     
    #16 Uprising, Sep 28, 2020
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