Was driving down Westheimer and saw a silver Bentley with huge rims on it. I said to myself I wonder who's driving it. As I got closer behind it I saw that it had a California license plate. So i decided to pull up next to it and see who it was. And there he was, Shaq. Let me tell you, he looked like he lost a lot of wait. I was riding in a van so I was able to look down in the car and he looked like he was in real good shape. I guess he's been real busy this off season.
I just saw Kelvin Cato on Westheimer and Fondren. He was in a silver Range Rover with those spinning rims. Unfortunately, for him, one of the wheels was stuck and not spinning. Looked kinda ghetto with one wheel spinning and the other one not spinning.
Man, where you been? Dat's da gangsta style, with one wheel stuck. Kinda like walking with da limp, or wearing one pant leg rolled up. Why pay all that loot for dem rims when you cant even see the fly design when they spinnin all da time. Got to get one stuck for display purposes.
Hilarious. That image of Cato with the stuck rim and trying to play it off like its nothing is going to make me laugh all night.
Isn't his wife from Houston? I knew he was dating someone that attended UH. Dunno if that is the same gal. Just wondering.
1 of Shaq's x-girlfriends live in watergate in sugarland. He has his oldest child with her, so he's in Houston all the time. I remember when Phoenix was open, Shaq would always come in there. I also heard that he's about 325lbs which means trouble for everyone in the entire league. Without the additions that they made, a healthy Shaq in shape would have been enough to get them back to the promised land. He's really going to show why he's the most unstoppable force in basketball.
