Well someone needs to go over there and talk some sense into these guys. My first choice would have been Ted Cruz but Dennis has his ways so yeah.
Extrapolating from previous behavior, he'll drunkenly condone ISIS beheading their captives. This can't be real
I can't find an obviously joke link... https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=dennis rodman to ISIS
Also in the news... CIA Realizes It's Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years Judge Rules White Girl Will Be Tried As Black Adult Study: Dolphins Not So Intelligent On Land
Really being honest, Rodman is walking towards his death. They just cut the heads off dudes on camera, and sent a nice video package to the US and heartbroken families. Poor guy...cant reason with madness..
So when you went to the first link - where the original report is - the site didn't appear to you to be a joke? Headlines like "Vegas Sets Odds to 5.5 School Shootings" and "Nationwide Crackdown Designed to Deter Illegal ‘Baby On Board’ Stickers" seemed normal to you?
Well, rats, I wish he was going. I looked at the LiveLeak link quickly and the rest of the URLs. When I didn't see The Onion, I figured it was legit. Maybe he'll get inspired to go...