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My wife is Rockets Kryptonite

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by howo13579, Apr 28, 2013.

  1. howo13579

    howo13579 Member

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    My wife doesn't really care about sports but sometimes she would watch the games with me. Now I don't believe in superstitions but whenever my wife watched Rockets games, we would lose. Sometimes when she stopped watching to do something else, Rockets would miraculously come back and win from down double digits. We both joke about it all the time but always thought it was just coincidence. Tonight we came back from out of town. I turned on my computer and caught myself with Rockets coming back with strings of 3 pointers. With less than 50 seconds to go, we were up 2 with Garcia's 3. My wife heard me and came to the living room to celebrate with me. Sure enough Durant took a shot and it's like there was a magnet under the net, the luckiest shot I've ever seen happened just right before Rockets were about to clinch their first playoff win. I told my wife we still got the last possession if we shoot quickly. Then comes Harden's dumbest turnover at the worst time.

    Well after tonight's game, I really can't but believe the jinx is real. I just want to apologize to the organization and all the fans. I'll make sure she won't see a darn thing on Monday night.
     
  2. Patterned919

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    That ballboys looking for a job right?

    Kidding.
     
  3. mig0s

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    leave her
     
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  4. k-money

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    its good you missed the first half
     
  5. rocketsballin

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    in before death threats
     
  6. trock

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    She better be hot.
     
  7. v3.0

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    How did she break free from being chained to the kitchen is my question. And pics?
     
  8. rocketsfeeva

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    book her a hotel room for monday. let's not take any chances now
     
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    I'm guessing the divorce papers will be drawn up Monday morning?
     
  11. RedRedemption

    RedRedemption Contributing Member

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    Leave it up to classy v3.0 to be a misogynist!
    Not surprised to see this coming from the racist that threw this gem in the Galleria overcrowded with black people thread.
    http://bbs.clutchfans.net/showpost.php?p=7646899&postcount=53
    Can't wait for your anti-Semitic post that is surely to follow soon!

    P.S. You wanna take random shots at me in random threads? I'll do the same.

    EDIT: This is what happens after a Rockets loss and v3.0's grudge against me. I won't take this down though since I deserve to be neg repped for this.
     
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    Hurry up and become an OKC fan and watch the games with her.
     
  13. J Sizzle

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    Woah...
     
  14. Nice Rollin

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    I am bad luck. I went to the superbowl and it was almost déjà vu for me and my team
     
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    if its real and you can still love her, she's the luckiest woman alive!

    but you're forever banned from this site.
     
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    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/lD7MQ17RNm4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
  17. Reach

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    You seem like a wonderful husband.
     
  18. Old Man Rock

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    If there are any attorneys on the board please correct me if I am wrong. But I think that's grounds for divorce.
     
  19. LCII

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    Pics are needed to determine whether she's kryptonite or not
     
  20. T-Yao

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    get a divorce
     

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