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[Men] Do you use the fly on your pants for its intended purpose?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by DarkHorse, Jun 20, 2011.

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Simple question, yes or no?

  1. Yes

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  2. No

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    44.9%

  3. I'm a woman/tranny

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  1. DarkHorse

    DarkHorse Contributing Member

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    Meaning, do you ever actually skip the step of unbuttoning the button on your pants when you need to go, and just poke through the zipper?
     
    #1 DarkHorse, Jun 20, 2011
  2. K mf G

    K mf G Contributing Member

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    i did once it was kinda stimulating
     
    #2 K mf G, Jun 20, 2011
  3. tmoney1101

    tmoney1101 Contributing Member

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    That is it's intended purpose if you're an adult.
     
    #3 tmoney1101, Jun 20, 2011
  4. DCkid

    DCkid Contributing Member

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    Okay, can someone explain why you wouldn't do that other than lying about your penis being too big?
     
    #4 DCkid, Jun 20, 2011
  5. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    I can't get the third leg properly back in position without unbuttoning the button.
     
    #5 Xerobull, Jun 20, 2011
  6. Ricksmith

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    Cause then I gotta undo the button on my boxers :(. Too much work for the task at hand.
     
    #6 Ricksmith, Jun 20, 2011
  7. Pull_Up_3

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    [​IMG]
     
    #7 Pull_Up_3, Jun 20, 2011
  8. Fyreball

    Fyreball Contributing Member

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    Actually, I go all the way down to my ankles.....is that not normal??

    [​IMG]
     
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  9. tmoney1101

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    Lol at everyone who unbuttons their pants to take a leak. You guys are hilarious. If you can't get taking a piss down, you might want to start rethinking everything in your life. It's time to go back to the drawing board.
     
    #9 tmoney1101, Jun 20, 2011
  10. weslinder

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    It's much easier to arrange back into place if you unbutton the pants button and go over the top of the underwear.

    That being said, I wear kilts and just let it go.
     
    #10 weslinder, Jun 20, 2011
  11. rhino17

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    Never
     
    #11 rhino17, Jun 20, 2011
  12. DCkid

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    Okay..maybe it's just me but I go through the zipper AND still go over the top of the underwear...it's not difficult. If going through the hole in the zipper meant also having to go through the hole in your underwear, then yes I agree that would be a hassle...especially if you wear briefs or boxer briefs with that awkward sideways opening.

    Wearing a belt or tucking in your shirt is another item of note. I always where a belt and occasionally tuck in my shirt, so I prefer not to have to unbuckle or re-tuck in my shirt every time I take a piss.
     
    #12 DCkid, Jun 20, 2011
  13. Jontro

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    I hold it in until I get home and can pee in the shower with complete freedom.
     
    #13 Jontro, Jun 20, 2011
  14. across110thstreet

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    over the fence vs through the gate

    <iframe width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/gmHf_1kqJc0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
    #14 across110thstreet, Jun 20, 2011
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  15. Jugdish

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    It's so awkward walking in on a guy at the urinal with his belt flapping around as he tries to tuck in and button back up.
     
    #15 Jugdish, Jun 20, 2011
  16. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    That's no belt....
     
    #16 Xerobull, Jun 20, 2011
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  17. Mr. Brightside

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    I use my pants the way God intended me to use my pants.
     
    #17 Mr. Brightside, Jun 20, 2011
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    [​IMG]
     
    #18 v3.0, Jun 20, 2011
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    you are assuming the zipper's only intended purpose is for peeing.

    :confused:
     
    #19 txppratt, Jun 20, 2011
  20. RocketMan Tex

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    I use my zipper as a sound effect on the gangsta rap records I record.....
     
    #20 RocketMan Tex, Jun 20, 2011
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